Men's health warning

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olgitgooner wrote:That Veet stuff must work on the sack as well as the crack.

Might give it a go. 8)
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I shaved my pubes a couple of times in my youth but it was purely experimental . You lot are women 8)

and oldgit who are shaving your ring for? someone special? :wink:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:I shaved my pubes a couple of times in my youth but it was purely experimental . You lot are women 8)

and oldgit who are shaving your ring for? someone special? :wink:
Well I haven't met KJ yet :wink:

And shaving the pubes makes your lusting tackle look a little bit more impressive. :D

I thought everybody shaved these days. :?

I'm not particularly fond of performing cunnilingus through a doormat. :wink:

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franksav63 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.
After shaving ensure you coat the area in baby oil, it helps when the five o'clock shadow starts to appear.



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Or simply don't shave until after five o'clock. :roll: :wink:

Does anyone have advice on shaving the anal area?

I've never actually seen my own ringpiece. But I imagine it's not a pretty sight. :(
:lol:

When you're up next, get Kingjay to check it, he'll always give it a 'thumbs up' whichever the state of it. :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must say I do shave my balls to a grade 1 on a regular occurrence. It does itch like fuck mind. My boyfriends saliva seems to put a stop to that.

On the anal front, I have an electric razor with a good vibrate function for that :wink: :wink: :wink:

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And a 'magic box' by way of an angry man with a drastic inability to buy beers.

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My thatch is more finely trimmed than the Lord's cricket square.

8)

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olgitgooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.
After shaving ensure you coat the area in baby oil, it helps when the five o'clock shadow starts to appear.



:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Or simply don't shave until after five o'clock. :roll: :wink:

Does anyone have advice on shaving the anal area?

I've never actually seen my own ringpiece. But I imagine it's not a pretty sight. :(
Which kind of implies you've seen some other blokes' ringpieces... on here it does anyway... :lol: :wink:

Oh and it's nice to see we have so many gays on here! Live and let live ya crowd of poofs! :lol: :wink: :wink:

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Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 10 incher in a icepack :wink:
Oh well that's what some marriages are like - after the first 6 months of constant shagging...then the first born v=comes along and after that well...it reallyis like slamming yer dick in the freezer door. :roll: :banghead:

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TeeCee wrote:I always go Kojak down below but twice in the last few months I have nicked the sack and it bleeds for fucking ages. Did worry myself first time that I would have to go to hospital as it didn't stop for about 15 mins.....thankfully it did in the end!
Yes well another man's spittle will act as a coagulant. :lol: :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 10 incher in a icepack :wink:
Oh well that's what some marriages are like - after the first 6 months of constant shagging...then the first born v=comes along and after that well...it reallyis like slamming yer dick in the freezer door. :roll: :banghead:
Some marriages or all marriages :roll: :oops: :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 10 incher in a icepack :wink:
Oh well that's what some marriages are like - after the first 6 months of constant shagging...then the first born v=comes along and after that well...it reallyis like slamming yer dick in the freezer door. :roll: :banghead:
Some marriages or all marriages :roll: :oops: :lol:
You're right flash DOH! silly me. :roll: :wink:

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There should be a Morgue for threads which are to low for he Basement :oops: :oops:

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