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Number 5 wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

Number 5 wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

Rugby Gooner wrote:This is a slightly pissed response to the "This place is shit" thread on "Arsenal Chat."
16 years ago today,I was at Earls Court,watching the proper line up of Oasis!
It was 1995,Britpop was in its pomp,me and my mate Lee Chapman,(no,not the football player and alledged Leslie Ash beater),but a mod from Crawley,were there to see them the day that Wonderwall entered the charts,(at number two).
The Bootleg Beatles were the support band,and they came on again for the encore,which was of course,"I am the Walrus."
The memories are random and quality:- loads of Mancs doing lines of coke in the Wimpy on Exhibition Road,the firworks flying around the inside of Earls Court,me producing a "Camberwell Carrot" for Champagne Supernova,and passing it around,(where were you when we were getting high?),even the "Steward" had a couple ot tugs on it!!!
Then Liam,(I know he's a c**t),standing at the edge of the stage at the end,with the feedback swirling around the place,a can of Stella in one hand,the other around an "Elvis" belt buckle.
It was all downhill for them after that!!!
Noel,Liam,Guigsy,Bonehead,and Alan White.....OASIS!!!

That was the weekend we played man u, was at the game with my bro and sister who both went to the gig after the game.....i was too young, well they just didnt get me a ticket. We won 1-0 bergkamp. The next day the sunday I accidently put my hand through a pain of glass cutting my wrist open really badly. Had cut all the tendons in my arm and spent most of the next week in hospital.

Yeah I covered that Bren.

So what have we learnt.

You have an arm that can't ***** anymore.

You like aggressive sports.

You are sexually frustrated.

Aaah, it's just like the good old days.

You what

My post above yours. Talked about the 95 Man U game. the 95 Oasis Gig.

I missed your gammy arm, I assumed it was the wanking arm.

I ribbed you about the boxing. Then I taunted your sexual aggression.

And finally made a joke about how it used to be here 3 odd years ago.

You know in relation to my "This place is shit thread"

Keep up numb nuts.

northbankbren wrote:aaahhhhh you were trying to be funny. About me hurting myself.

real classy mate.....real classy.

....and who the hell told you about my sexual aggression

safcftm wrote:16 years ago I was 11. So I was probably sneaking upstairs to try and watch the soft core porn on channel 5, masturbating in that sort of stop start way that makes the whole thing more enjoyable but that you can normally only stay disciplined enough to manage when a) you're paranoid everytime you hear a noise and half expect yer mam to burst in while youre sat with your cock in hand and b) when you keep getting near to climax when a bird finally gets her tits/ arse out on one of these films only to have to let the pressure drop again when either a big fat bloke sticks his arse in the camera, it goes to an advert break or it cuts to a scene where everyone has their kit on again. Fucking younguns nowadays with xhamster, youporn, xnxx, slutload etc, they dont know they're born