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Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:is this intentionally a rip off of Jersey Shore or....?

The original is bad enough. This looks worse.

And wtf? Your condoms are in plastic security boxes? HAHAHA

Erm... banter is banter and all but I'm sorry, no - the day I allow a septic from the land of obese bastards to pass comment on ANYTHING will never arrive. Shouldn't you be out enjoying the cultural highs of quaffing doughnuts and Big Macs and catching diabetes or bombing your own troops? Blue on blue!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!!

goonersid wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:I wise Irishman from Buncrana once told me "Never trust anyone from Dublin. Or Liverpool".

I live very close to Buncrana and can assure you the terms "wise" and "Buncrana man" have never, ever previously been used before in the same sentence.

Good point Sid.

I know Buncrana because I spent some in Derry/Londonderry/ Stroke City.

Thinking about it......I met the aforementioned Buncrana man in Buckinghamshire many years later.

His name was Hughie. He worked on the M40. Rank alcoholic. Had a stash of strong lager every few hundred yards along the black stuff. He got from outer London right down to High Wycombe on a diet of booze and sandwiches. He couldn't say a sentence without a "ya coont" on the end of it.

I have yet to meet a nicer man though.

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:I wise Irishman from Buncrana once told me "Never trust anyone from Dublin. Or Liverpool".

I live very close to Buncrana and can assure you the terms "wise" and "Buncrana man" have never, ever previously been used before in the same sentence.

olgit is senile, you'll have to excuse him, sid.

True. And I stink of piss.

olgitgooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:I wise Irishman from Buncrana once told me "Never trust anyone from Dublin. Or Liverpool".

I live very close to Buncrana and can assure you the terms "wise" and "Buncrana man" have never, ever previously been used before in the same sentence.

olgit is senile, you'll have to excuse him, sid.

True. And I stink of piss.

I'm hoping to Christ it's your own piss...

DB10GOONER wrote:

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:is this intentionally a rip off of Jersey Shore or....?

The original is bad enough. This looks worse.

And wtf? Your condoms are in plastic security boxes? HAHAHA

Erm... banter is banter and all but I'm sorry, no - the day I allow a septic from the land of obese bastards to pass comment on ANYTHING will never arrive. Shouldn't you be out enjoying the cultural highs of quaffing doughnuts and Big Macs and catching diabetes or bombing your own troops? Blue on blue!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!!

dont be jealous that i eat better food than your fucking potatoes.

and how the fuck are those homos even remotely tan? i was under the impression the sun doesnt shine in the land of drunks?

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:is this intentionally a rip off of Jersey Shore or....?

The original is bad enough. This looks worse.

And wtf? Your condoms are in plastic security boxes? HAHAHA

Erm... banter is banter and all but I'm sorry, no - the day I allow a septic from the land of obese bastards to pass comment on ANYTHING will never arrive. Shouldn't you be out enjoying the cultural highs of quaffing doughnuts and Big Macs and catching diabetes or bombing your own troops? Blue on blue!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!!

dont be jealous that i eat better food than your fucking potatoes.

and how the fuck are those homos even remotely tan? i was under the impression the sun doesnt shine in the land of drunks?

Yep... BigMacFatburgers are quality, alright...

I'm a bit bemused by the tans tbh... must be a tanning salon because you'd never get a tan like that in Oireland.