SEEMING THAT REDACTION AND OTHERS ARE REQUESTING A SONG FOR GAEL, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE - AND TIMELY, AS IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS - MOMENT TO REPRISE MY GAEL CLICHY DITTY.
To the tune of ‘Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the first day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me,
The super Gael Clichy.
On the second day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Two is Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the third day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Four Fab-re-gas
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Di-a-by
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the Sixth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ten we’ve got Willy - he is our captain
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.
And the twelfth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Twelve all the subs
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy!
THEN WE FINISH WITH 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap), 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap).
THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT KNOWING THE PROPER WORDS!!
