Reception for the dirty little chav Donger etc etc

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What reception should Cashley A. Hole get?

Poll ended at Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:06 pm

Pile on the abuse - he's a Judas Crunt Donger!
27
90%
Ignore him - we are bigger than that.
3
10%
 
Total votes: 30

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Well that is Augie, Wayno and me up for abusing the tosser.....and as we are three of the biggest loudmouths here I think we shall do fine! :P

I am sorry but Redactions stance has shocked me!

Carry on like that and they can poke The Rocket too!

:roll:

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Post by REB »

frank stapleton,viv anderson, two c***s...

ashly cole= queen c*** :twisted:

im watching on the tv and will be very disapointed if the abuse is mild :oops:

GIVE IT TO HIM LARGE THE DIRTY CHELSEA BATTY BOY :twisted:

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Post by Wayno »

RedAction will be meeting for a Carol service in the Rocket on Sunday prior to the Chelsea match.

Mince pies and a nice glass of sherry for all who wish to join them.

This will be followed by some Seasonal Festivities in blocks 4,5 & 6 where they will be organising the 90 minute Christmas extravaganza entitled.

"Lets all be quiet incase we upset poor Ashley so close to christmas knees up"

Remember Jesus would forgive him for being a greedy spineless phone loving c***, so should we!!!!
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MIGHT SKIP THE SHERRY JUST IN CASE SOMEONE MIGHT HAV TWO GLASS'S :wink:

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Re: Reception for the dirty little chav Donger etc etc

Post by jesper arnsbjerg »

DB10GOONER wrote:I sent the words to Cashley Cashley to REDaction and got the following reply;

Hi Alan

Thanks I have passed the song on.

However I think the general feel is to support Clichy on Sunday rather than having a go at Cashley.

The biggest and best insult to Cashley will be to totally ignore the *word censored*, can you imagine how he will take that.

Regards

REDaction



So my question is; Are we going to ignore him (IF he turns up)? I kinda like the idea of letting him know he is nothing now, just a bench warmer for the soon to be mid table again chavs.


.......BUT..........


I also REALLY like the idea of abusing the dirty little chav Donger.

So what do you reckon? Abuse or not?
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - it's a poll!!!! :wink:



Red Action better come up with a really good song for Gael to be heard.

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH

CASHLEY'S PHONES VIBRATING

DING DONG VERRILY THE SKY

JERMAINE PENNANT HE IS RIMMING

GGGGGLLLLLOOOORRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAA!

AND JENAS HE IS FELTCHING!

:lol:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEEMING THAT REDACTION AND OTHERS ARE REQUESTING A SONG FOR GAEL, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE - AND TIMELY, AS IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS - MOMENT TO REPRISE MY GAEL CLICHY DITTY. 8)

To the tune of ‘Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me,
The super Gael Clichy.

On the second day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Two is Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the third day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me
Four Fab-re-gas
Three now is Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Di-a-by
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the Sixth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Ten we’ve got Willy - he is our captain
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Five Kolo Toure
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Bacary Sagna
Two wears Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy.

And the twelfth day of Christmas
My Arsene gave to me:
Twelve all the subs
Eleven R.V.P
Ten we’ve got Willy
Nine is Ed-uar-do
Eight Di-arra
Seven Tom Ro-sicky
Six Send-er-os
Ko-lo Tou-re!!
Four Fab-re-gas
Three Sagna
Two Diaby
And the super Gael Clichy!

THEN WE FINISH WITH 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap), 'The Arsenal' (clap, clap, clap).

THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT KNOWING THE PROPER WORDS!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :wink:
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Post by augie »

Good effort IHH but can we hold it back for game v spurts cos on sunday we might have more pressing things on our mind :wink:

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

OH DON'T WORRY AUGIE - THIS IS MEANT TO SUPPLEMENT THE ABUSE WE WILL GIVE TO CASHLEY. THAT WAY, EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY - EXCEPT CASHLEY, OF COURSE!!

GUS,

REDnoACTION - FECKING CLASSIC!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Wayno »

I posted this one previously before the last time we played them :wink:

To the tune of the Chavs celery song:

Buggery, Buggery
He likes to cum
with a phone up his bum
Cole likes buggery

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Post by DB10GOONER »

I think maybe we are reading too much into RedAction's reply. I think the guy that wrote it is just saying that's the feeling they get, because he did pass the song on.

So, I don't know if they have sold their souls to the board or not, but I WILL be giving Cashley full on abuse on Sunday. 8)

The little geebag... :evil:

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Post by Goonanana »

Great effort IHH, if we can get that going round the ground will last a good few minutes, TV mic will definately pick it up and I think it will give the players a real boost!

Am absolutely gutted I didn't get a ticket - If anyone has someone drop out and wants someone who will sing their lungs out for 90 minutes rather than selling to a dirty tout then give me a shout!

If not I'll be playing some drinking games involving a swig for everytime I see a banknote or a mobile phone or hear any two of the following words in the same sentence, Ashley, mobile, phone, vibrate, buggery *word censored*, rimmer, judas, money grabber, wanker, Pennant, girlfriend, jordie or slapper. AND I WANT TO GET VERY DRUNK!

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Post by augie »

For any of you going to the emirates sun & planning to sneak the inflatable mobile phones & dodgy money in can you tell me is the plan to just wave said objects at the dirty phone loving judas *word censored* or is it to throw them onto the pitch much like some fans release hundreds of ballons ?

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Post by REB »

miss tweedys a dirty brass
titus bramble fucked her up the ass


and repeat till cashly gets the message :wink:

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Post by EdgeOfTown »

Full-on offensive, agressive abuse, the fucker deserves every bit of it..

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