The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
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Rosie_titters
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Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
thank god for sickipedia, or this joke thread - would be shit
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mcdowell42
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Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
Rosie_titters wrote:thank god for sickipedia, or this joke thread - would be shit
Are you suggesting these jokes arent my own
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OneBardGooner
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A Fishy Tale
A young man moves to London, and starts looking for employment, he has an interview at a sales centre, the manager asked:
‘Do you have any sales experience?’
The young man answered ‘Yes’
The manager liked the young man, so gave him job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. At the end of the day the manager came to see him and asked:
‘Okay, so how many sales did you make?’
‘One’ said the young man
‘just one!? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?’
‘£124, 237-00p’ said the young man.
The manger choked and exclaimed:
‘What on earth did you sell him to get such a massive sale!?’
‘Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook……and then I sold him one of the new de-luxe carbon fibre fishing rods….then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down to the coast.so I told him he would need a boat, so we went to the boat showroom, and I sold him that twin-engined power cat…..then he said he didn’t think his car would be able to pull it, so I took him down to the car sales dept and sold him the new Lexus 4 x 4……’
The manager (obviously impressed) said:
‘You mean to tell me… a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a £900 rod, a top of the range boat AND a new Lexus 4 x 4 !!?
the young man answered:
‘no no no…he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said….well seeing as your weekend’s F**ked, you might as well go fishing’
A young man moves to London, and starts looking for employment, he has an interview at a sales centre, the manager asked:
‘Do you have any sales experience?’
The young man answered ‘Yes’
The manager liked the young man, so gave him job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. At the end of the day the manager came to see him and asked:
‘Okay, so how many sales did you make?’
‘One’ said the young man
‘just one!? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?’
‘£124, 237-00p’ said the young man.
The manger choked and exclaimed:
‘What on earth did you sell him to get such a massive sale!?’
‘Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook……and then I sold him one of the new de-luxe carbon fibre fishing rods….then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down to the coast.so I told him he would need a boat, so we went to the boat showroom, and I sold him that twin-engined power cat…..then he said he didn’t think his car would be able to pull it, so I took him down to the car sales dept and sold him the new Lexus 4 x 4……’
The manager (obviously impressed) said:
‘You mean to tell me… a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a £900 rod, a top of the range boat AND a new Lexus 4 x 4 !!?
the young man answered:
‘no no no…he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said….well seeing as your weekend’s F**ked, you might as well go fishing’
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OneBardGooner
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Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
What did the Zero "0" say to the Number eight "8"
Nice Belt! 
Nice Belt!
Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
Wife came into my shed the other day "you are wasting your time out here with your stupid fucking inventions" she says.
It was at this point the "automatic slap a fat twat in the mouth 3000 series" proved her wrong.
It was at this point the "automatic slap a fat twat in the mouth 3000 series" proved her wrong.
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OneBardGooner
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Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
goonersid wrote:Wife came into my shed the other day "you are wasting your time out here with your stupid fucking inventions" she says.
It was at this point the "automatic slap a fat twat in the mouth 3000 series" proved her wrong.
