New poster ..be gentle

[diggerdan]

yes i am new to this site... but "fresh fish" i aint ..good luck trying to wind me up !!! i just dont bite !

[flash gunner]

yes i am new to this site... but "fresh fish" i aint ..good luck trying to wind me up !!! i just dont bite !

Its all in good fun mate. You have to have a thick skin on here at times but you'll get used to us

[SWLGooner]

Dan, whereabouts are you from? I feel the need for some regional stereotyping.

[Delorean Dor's]

Up the Gary

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

yes i am new to this site... but "fresh fish" i aint ..good luck trying to wind me up !!! i just dont bite !

Bite hmmmmmm

[Delorean Dor's]

yes i am new to this site... but "fresh fish" i aint ..good luck trying to wind me up !!! i just dont bite !

Are you Nigerian?

[corkbarry]

Welcome.what part of Ireland are you from?

[armchair]

I went to school with a guy called "Gary". He was well into his golf. "Gary golfballs" we would call him. Oh how we'd laugh.
Halcyon days eh.

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Garry

Only fools and horses.....love it

[Delorean Dor's]

On the Gary forum did they ever have a "what rhymes with Gary" thread? Im sure they must have, heres a few that I can think of.

Gary
Barry
Larry
Marry
Carry
Parry
Harry

I cant think of any more, no wonder the website didn't last.

[the playing mantis]

Gary? Gary, say somethin. You killed him, you bastards! He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow! You never gave your ol' Gary the time of day and now he's gone! Life ain't worth livin' any more! What's the use?! ...I'm comin' to see you, Gary! I'm comin' to see ya!

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Gary? Gary, say somethin. You killed him, you bastards! He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow! You never gave your ol' Gary the time of day and now he's gone! Life ain't worth livin' any more! What's the use?! ...I'm comin' to see you, Gary! I'm comin' to see ya!

Sponge bob?

[the playing mantis]

Can't take it anymore. All she ever does is work work work, never pays attention to the ol' minge. I'm always trapped in these stuffy pantsuits. I want attention! I'm bloody bored!

Oh stop your complainin'! I'm tryin' to sleep back here.

Ay, 'oo's that? Is that you, Gary?

Yes it's me. You think you've go' it bad? Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.

Oh, what do you care? You're just an asshole. I'm a minge! Minges need stimulation.

[SammyDroppedHisShorts]

Can't take it anymore. All she ever does is work work work, never pays attention to the ol' minge. I'm always trapped in these stuffy pantsuits. I want attention! I'm bloody bored!

Oh stop your complainin'! I'm tryin' to sleep back here.

Ay, 'oo's that? Is that you, Gary?

Yes it's me. You think you've go' it bad? Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.

Oh, what do you care? You're just an asshole. I'm a minge! Minges need stimulation.

Million little fibers?

[the playing mantis]

if thats the south park with towelie then ur spot on.