Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Re: Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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T.S wrote:
Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


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:coffeespit:

Are you married to Babatunde?!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
She was finished her housework early wasn't she ?

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Careful lads...she can be pretty fierce :lol:

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Re: Depressed

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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
chyren1 wrote:
MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



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Typical XXXXXX scum :x

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Would liked to have seen the following five minutes of this. All those fellas sitting on their butts.....chucking a drink is one thing but that twat needs his face caved in for what he did that lass
I reckon she got exactly what she deserved, the fucking trollop.

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Re: Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Had your wife heard of Eboue?

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QuartzGooner wrote:Had your wife heard of Eboue?
On her one trip to the Grove she told me she'd only come to see Eboue.

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Simon wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Had your wife heard of Eboue?
On her one trip to the Grove she told me she'd only come to see Eboue.
She's obviously taking p1ss mate :twisted:

Sack her :wink:

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Has she got ginger hair mate? Me and DB10 are out on a cull later already got two on the list happily add her if she meets the requirements 8)

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Re: Depressed

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1989 wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:
chyren1 wrote:
MM99 wrote:Only one thing to do mate



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Typical XXXXXX scum :x

Editted by mod. No racist comments please.

Would liked to have seen the following five minutes of this. All those fellas sitting on their butts.....chucking a drink is one thing but that twat needs his face caved in for what he did that lass
Agreed......What an absolute prick. :evil: :evil: :evil:
I don't think anything happened afterwards

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Re: Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady.

Edward H

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When RVP came on the other night she asked me how I felt about seeing him in a manc shirt. I uttered some expletive about him being a treacherous so and so and left it at that. She then asked why I was getting so worked up over him because “he didn’t play much last season did he?” I just looked at her, blankly.

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rodders999 wrote:When RVP came on the other night she asked me how I felt about seeing him in a manc shirt. I uttered some expletive about him being a treacherous so and so and left it at that. She then asked why I was getting so worked up over him because “he didn’t play much last season did he?” I just looked at her, blankly.
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Obviously confusing her seasons.

Those years must fly by with you :lol: :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:Has she got ginger hair mate? Me and DB10 are out on a cull later already got two on the list happily add her if she meets the requirements 8)
Racists 8)

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:

Hope you headbutted her...

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Re: Depressed..divorce in the pipeline dude

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Simon wrote:Watching Barcelona v Real Madrid last night.

The usually-ignorant-on-all-football-related-matters wife walks in just as Fabregas comes on as a substitute. She exclaims:
"Hang on I recognise him... isn't that Cesc Fabregas? Bloody hell. You used to have him, Adebayor, Nasri and van Persie in the team and even then you couldn't win anything."

"What on earth are you going to do now?"


:banghead:
Mate, you need to educate her in all matters to do with The Arsenal. My missus was disgusted he went to manure. Before we met the only thing she knew about football was that that Barry Venison liked curry sauce on his chips.

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