Great news! For a minute there, I was truly concerned this joke of a business errr..sorry I meant football club, might deviate away from profit motivation.
Good to see Gazidis confirm that as a super-ambitious club, a manager who lost 8-2 at OT, oversaw the worst Arsenal defence for over 30 years and won jack shit for 8 years, whilst fucking the club and fans in the window and disrespecting us with his anal verbiage, will be duly rewarded with a new deal.
Chelski, Manure, Real and Barca as Ivan confirmed; can look forward to standing side by side with us. Whichever sexual position this translates as, because the one Wenger FC is used to involves bending obey and getting their freak on for pound note$!
Wilshere, Ox and Cazorla can all look forward to lucrative transfers too
And those new commercial deals? Great news! Nike and Primark sports will fall over themselves to sponsor a club that's won fuck all for the best part of a decade!

Glad to see there's no talk at all of trophies, they get in the way don't they?
Ambitious club indeed!
The financial boycott will continue until Le Clown leaves or chokes on his foie gras.