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Would shag Feltz for the 5 grand
I don't get the big obsession with Angelina Jolie, but would shag her ahead of a man.
Halle Berry, I've never been into black women sexually, though I suppose if she'd been dead for 6 hours
The Hitler question was too confusing.
Here's one. You are too create your perfect partner, but can only choose 2 of the desireable options, the options you don't choose leaves you with their exact opposite
Pretty face Ugly bastard
Great tits Flat as a pancake
Lovely Ass Boney Arse
Great Personality Cheeky Bastard

goonersid wrote:Would shag Feltz for the 5 grand
I don't get the big obsession with Angelina Jolie, but would shag her ahead of a man.
Halle Berry, I've never been into black women sexually, though I suppose if she'd been dead for 6 hours
The Hitler question was too confusing.
Here's one. You are too create your perfect partner, but can only choose 2 of the desireable options, the options you don't choose leaves you with their exact opposite
Pretty face Ugly bastard
Great tits Flat as a pancake
Lovely Ass Boney Arse
Great Personality Cheeky Bastard

Ass and tits. You can always close your eyes and pretend she's good looking and just ignore the cheeky bastard stuff, but you can't fake a great ass and tits.

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I am no good at this but

1. You are in N17 with the fittest bird you have ever shagged...and she rolls up the Spuds shop claiming her love for all things Lillywhite and insists on you buying her a spuds shirt

2. Or you spend a night muff diving with Elle Simmonds

Easy. #2 all day long. With me being 6'2" a 69 would work perfectly.

Now, would you prefer,

A. Going to a match with Red Member

B. Have a post match pint with Baba

???

Top Londoner wrote:

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I am no good at this but

1. You are in N17 with the fittest bird you have ever shagged...and she rolls up the Spuds shop claiming her love for all things Lillywhite and insists on you buying her a spuds shirt

2. Or you spend a night muff diving with Elle Simmonds

Easy. #2 all day long. With me being 6'2" a 69 would work perfectly.

Now, would you prefer,

A. Going to a match with Red Member

B. Have a post match pint with Baba

???

If I pick the match with Red Wumber...

...can it be a CL match and we could get a beer and all yeah?!

DB10GOONER wrote:If I pick the match with Red Wumber...

...can it be a CL match and we could get a beer and all yeah?!

Both.

RM - Cheap date and beer guaranteed

Baba - He might overhear, argue with and then stab an AKB...

Top Londoner wrote:

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:I am no good at this but

1. You are in N17 with the fittest bird you have ever shagged...and she rolls up the Spuds shop claiming her love for all things Lillywhite and insists on you buying her a spuds shirt

2. Or you spend a night muff diving with Elle Simmonds

Easy. #2 all day long. With me being 6'2" a 69 would work perfectly.

Now, would you prefer,

A. Going to a match with Red Member

B. Have a post match pint with Baba

???

I bet they are both lanky (Rodney out of only fools and horses) spotty 14 year olds

One Bard

I would entertain Jordan because it means we win the league. Simple.

My turn:

Would you rather?

No sex for a year, and exist for the year on a diet of nothing but fried liver, ryvita, carrots and water (though you can have as much or as little of the above as you like) otherwise carry on as normal,

or

Get paid £5000, carry on as normal, but George Galloway and David Mellor have to stay at your house for the year, and without the aid of gas mask, perfumed kerchief, extractor fan or even an open window, you have to go to sit in the toilet with them everytime one of them takes a dump.

Bloody wars Quartz. That's a bit out of left field ain't it?

Definitely option one.

Why Mellor and Galloway?

mellor and galloway all day long. both twats but would be quite funny.

Dont think I could stand to spend 5 minutes in the same room as george galloway

the playing mantis wrote:mellor and galloway all day long. both twats but would be quite funny.

And it doesn't say we can't kick the shit out of them daily.

LDB wrote:Dont think I could stand to spend 5 minutes in the same room as george galloway

And he doesn't like student scum.

Unless its student scum from Iraq.

Would you rather;

Arsenal win the CL but the scum win the double...

or

the scum win the CL and Arsenal win the double.

DB10GOONER wrote:Would you rather;

Arsenal win the CL but the scum win the double...

or

the scum win the CL and Arsenal win the double.

It wouldn't matter, either way the press would hail the spud's to be the greater achievement.