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Rosie_titters wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

storrmin571 wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:wouldn't of got married

Winner

Too obvious

you wouldn't say that if you met the bloody ex. you know the saying about ugly ducklings turning in to beautiful swans.
well it was the fucking opposite with her, towards the end she was a fucking evil old bustard with blood stained claw, vulture

Have you seen the film I married an axe murderer ?

Stuart has seen it 3 times

MutleyGooner wrote:WOOF WOOF does not always mean "Yes I want you to fuck me right here in the park"

Yeah, but it does in Muttley-world, doesn't it?

and is park a dog euphemism? Bit like a chocolate starfish?

QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.

You should've shagged them and at the point of no return shout 5-2

flash gunner wrote:and is park a dog euphemism? Bit like a chocolate starfish?

>coffee spit<

Tryin harry when i was young, losin many years and friends along the way .On a lighter note judgin by some of the posts I've read on this forum registerin

I wouldn't have given up my season ticket, since I stopped travelling down to games marriage has gone tits up. I gave her no choice when i came down for games, since then, trying to watch a game at home has led to some pretty serious arguments over effing shopping and housework. 10 hour round trip, or 2 hours in front of the tv. Believe it or not in my experience the 10 round trip is the better option.

This thread has turned into an anti women thread maybe a message to all single men not to settle down?

bookwurm wrote:Tryin harry when i was young, losin many years and friends along the way .On a lighter note judgin by some of the posts I've read on this forum registerin

My wife used to like harry on her boat but went off it when we got married !

shu wrote:

bookwurm wrote:Tryin harry when i was young, losin many years and friends along the way .On a lighter note judgin by some of the posts I've read on this forum registerin

My wife used to like harry on her boat but went off it when we got married !

Same story for us all mate

QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.

Never dated a Spud in my life. There was a girl back in the early 90s I briefly dated who when asked the question "do you like football at all?" replied with the answer "not really but I do like Gary Lineker and Paul Gascoigne"

There was no follow up date

I had a spud once. You won't be surprised to hear that she loved getting roasted!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:I had a spud once. You won't be surprised to hear that she loved getting roasted!!

T'was always taught, share and share alike mate.