The REAL BrazilianGOONER Caption Competition!

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Man on left: "I'm in a Cristiano Ronaldo CloneZone!"

BrazilianGooner: "I'm in an Olaf Mellberg CloneZone"

Bloke in white dress: "I'm in an Alex Reid CloneZone!"

Bloke in Black T Shirt: "I'm in a Paulo Di Canio CloneZone!"

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dPmunky wrote:What the f*#k did I just stumble upon here??? :shock:
I suppose somebody should enlighten the new boy :wink:

There is a lot of inter-midget rivalry going on here. DB10 is a midget (the photoshopped face on the left of one of the pictures above) but he won't admit he's a midget. Braziliangooner, on the other hand, does admit he's a midget. But also pretends he's a ladyboy.( He's the photoshopped face with the three moody gays).

It's all very confusing, I know, but you'll get used to it after a while. I'll also try to explain the goat raping thing that the Irish lads keep cracking on about. But that might have to wait for another day. :wink:

Hope you're enjoying these pages. It's a good place to be for a Gooner. Or a pervert. Or a perverted Gooner. :D

BTW, have you posted any tits yet?

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ahh, i follow now....er maybe :)

and yes! tits from day one... 8) also on the gif thread

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olgitgooner wrote:
dPmunky wrote:What the f*#k did I just stumble upon here??? :shock:
I suppose somebody should enlighten the new boy :wink:

There is a lot of inter-midget rivalry going on here.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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flash gunner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
dPmunky wrote:What the f*#k did I just stumble upon here??? :shock:
I suppose somebody should enlighten the new boy :wink:

There is a lot of inter-midget rivalry going on here.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:D

Inter Midget Rovers

:barscarf:

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olgitgooner wrote:
dPmunky wrote:What the f*#k did I just stumble upon here??? :shock:
I suppose somebody should enlighten the new boy :wink:

There is a lot of inter-midget rivalry going on here. DB10 is a midget (the photoshopped face on the left of one of the pictures above) but he won't admit he's a midget. Braziliangooner, on the other hand, does admit he's a midget. But also pretends he's a ladyboy.( He's the photoshopped face with the three moody gays).

It's all very confusing, I know, but you'll get used to it after a while. I'll also try to explain the goat raping thing that the Irish lads keep cracking on about. But that might have to wait for another day. :wink:

Hope you're enjoying these pages. It's a good place to be for a Gooner. Or a pervert. Or a perverted Gooner. :D

BTW, have you posted any tits yet?
Should clarify a couple of things; Firstly, olgit is also a midget. A very very old midget. :lol: :wink: brazilianGOONER is a ladyboy midget - there's no pretending there - the renowned homosexualist ginger dwarf OneBard has confirmed this. brazilianGOONERS photoshop "skills" are piss weak. And olgit seems to not realise I have a photo of him too... :rubchin: :lol:

The goat raping only goes on outside Dublin, and is a very popular sport/erotic practice/cultural event for the culchies that haven't already married their uncle/sister/brother. :wink:

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We also have a chubby dwarf on here called arseofacrow. These are ACTUAL photos (not photoshopped! :shock: ) of him in... "action"...

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:-P :wink: :wink:

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Oi DB you forgot to include those piccies of arseofacrow on his fishing trip

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you also forgot to include the one of you on your errmm cough cough other job - you know when you're at 'night school' studying..... :wink: :wink:


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OneBardGooner wrote:Oi DB you forgot to include those piccies of arseofacrow on his fishing trip

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you also forgot to include the one of you on your errmm cough cough other job - you know when you're at 'night school' studying..... :wink: :wink:


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So this confirms it... you ARE a woman... of sorts... kind of... :rubchin:


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DB10 - solid gooner, leading the singing in Paris '06

He took his own box you know!

:lol: :barscarf: :wink:

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arseofacrow wrote:DB10 - solid gooner, leading the singing in Paris '06

He took his own box you know!

:lol: :barscarf: :wink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quality. 8)

Brings back great memories. Drunk as fuck in Paris for 2 days. Drunk as FUCK. :barscarf: :lol:

But sad memories too. The girl with the grey handbag is our mate Trish, who tragically died about 10 months later. Top girl, top Gooner and a top mate. RIP //Trish. 8)

The beardy looking guy is a Welsh Gooner mate of ours. Sound lad. Not sure what the other green writing says? But they were the Gooner Elvis lads that were running around from pub to pub getting pissed. Good lads all. 8)

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arseofacrow wrote:DB10 - solid gooner, leading the singing in Paris '06

He took his own box you know!

:lol: :barscarf: :wink:

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:lol: :lol:

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Another one from later that night, well about 4 or 5am the next morning. We were absolutely wankered on Wifebeater by this stage :lol:

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To this day no one has a clue what the bandanas and scarves on heads was all about... must have seemed like a good idea at the time... :rubchin: :wink:

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One last one. That's Trish on the right. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:One last one. That's Trish on the right. 8)

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I see you've edited out the goat then... :D :wink:

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