Rubbish Football Chants

[Steve_I]

we need a btr song for jack rather than super jack

on this we agree!

[MK Gould]

by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

We used to be but apparently Bradford are now (heard them singing it at villa park tues night )

That's what I love about that song. Absolutely anyone can sing it, with absolutely no sign of embarassment...

I also loved the Giroud song when it was sung in the 70's, but with "Arsenal" instead of "Giroud" obviously.... About time that tune got another airing.

But my pet hate by some distance though (well, actually not that far in front of the one season wonder that is the chavs "we know who we are....."!) is "Stand up if you hate Tottenham"... Don't mind when we are playing them, but for us to focus so much on them at other times gives them a respect they don't deserve!

[MK Gould]

Still wonder whatever happened to "knees up mother brown" and "maybe its because I'm a Londoner" at football matches.... All seater stadiums for the former and maybe a world wide fan base for the latter... Sadly missed though!

[donaldo]

Stand up if you hate Tottnumb(x10) when we are playing Wigan
This chant should be sung at the NDL and put back in its box

**** army sung by a bunch of English people at Shite Hart Lane.Hate it

[swimmer1]

We will running round the scum with our willies hanging out sounds a bit gay now

[safcftm]

Any of the generic shit songs that everyone sings, "he scores when he wants" being the worst offender at present, "just can't get enough" was running it close recently. Songs that are original or a bit of a laugh are always good but nowadays it seems too many people struggle to learn any chants that aren't almost exact copies of those used by tens of other clubs

[TheCook]

'Your support is fucking shit' is my personal pet hate.

[franksav63]

I personally hate Giroud's song as its usually sang after his missed an open goal with a header or shanked a shot which threatens the corner flag rather than the goal. A totally undeserved song imo.

[Simon]

That one about the Spanish manager - "Juan Arsene Wenger"

[rodders999]

I know you asked about rubbish chants but do ya remember "If you want to be champions, side with Arsenal". I loved that little ditty

Currently despise "Stand Up If you Hate Tottnum" when we're playing Everton

[T.S]

The last good football song I heard was from the Stoke fans (no, seriously).

It was to the tune of Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy". It went:

Tuncay, Tuncay,
Huth, Huth,
Abdoulaye.

That were brill. I also liked:

Stevie Stone is illegitimate,
He ain't got no birth certificate.
He's got AIDs and can't get rid of it,
He's a Portsmouth bastard.

(He played for Pompey at the time, obviously).

But yeah, ALL songs are shit now. Every last one of them.

[T.S]

Actually, just remembered another ace one I heard not so long ago. From the Villa fans for Habib Beye. To the tune of the "Happy Days" theme:

Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye!
Tuesday, Wedneday, Habib Beye!
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye!
Saturday, Habib Beye - waiting all week for you!

[I Hate Hleb]

How about this, to the melody of 'You don't know what you're doing'....

You're just some waste material
You're just some waste material'
You're just some waste material'

Now that is what you call a rubbish chant!!

[Bradywasking]

Most of the chants are funny for a while like "Bolton/Wigan/Blackburn is a shithole , I wana go home" but once they become repetitive and predictable they then become boring. Whatever about the chants it would be nice if more people joined in especially at home. Personally I would like to see "Good old Arsenal" revived..it was our song that no one else could take.

[Bradywasking]

How about this, to the melody of 'You don't know what you're doing'....

You're just some waste material
You're just some waste material'
You're just some waste material'

Now that is what you call a rubbish chant!!