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g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Have some faith that he is a genuine bloke.

Yeah, listen to Hlebby - if anyone has experience of meeting shady gentlemen up dark back alleys, it's him

Never mind meeting them - he's taken a few of them up the dark back alley too!

So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

mcdowell42 wrote:u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

Like a social man's Swiss Army knife

storrmin571 wrote:Any update? If he hasnt shown and you havent been buggered by a bbc presenter report it as stolen to the old bill

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

"crate of beer" is a euphemism for "a bumming" in 0-0's eyes

Pierre32 wrote:Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

Stella

skizz_b wrote:

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:u just happened to have a crate of beer with you

I bought one when I left work. Either he showed up and I gave it to him or I drowned my sorrows when he left me waiting.
I'm not an alcoholic that just carries a crate of beer

"crate of beer" is a euphemism for "a bumming" in 0-0's eyes

That'll do pig, that'll do

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:

Pierre32 wrote:Glad it all worked out OK. Just wondered, what beer was it?

Pierre.

Stella

Christ you have sent him home to beat his wife or if you are lucky his wifes names is actually stella

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

Glad it worked out, mate. Nice touch with the crate of beer.

bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:So....

I was supposed to meet him at a train station two stops from where I work but we realised we were on the same train going to that station so he gave me the phone and I handed him a crate of beer. I never doubted him...

See - what did I tell you? There are many arseholes out there but you should still have faith in the goodness of the majority of people.

Were there any naked photos of your girlfriend or wife on there? As hes probably had them off and they are going round the internet as we speak.

storrmin571 wrote:Were there any naked photos of your girlfriend or wife on there? As hes probably had them off and they are going round the internet as we speak.

If there were I'm sure they'll be on corkbarry's thread soon enough