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I got hit round the back of my head with a heavy book whilst talking in class once. That's what the youth are missing these days

Study hard my fwiends the real world is a tough old place

You were lucky!! I once got hit on the head by a bunsen burner thrown at me by the science teacher because I was talking in his class!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:You were lucky!! I once got hit on the head by a bunsen burner thrown at me by the science teacher because I was talking in his class!!

Your teacher didn't throw it at you for talking, Hlebby - he was pissed off that you'd just used the bunsen burner to light a spliff in class ... that's why he followed up by yelling "now get out and stay out you druggie bastard!"

g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:You were lucky!! I once got hit on the head by a bunsen burner thrown at me by the science teacher because I was talking in his class!!

Your teacher didn't throw it at you for talking, Hlebby - he was pissed off that you'd just used the bunsen burner to light a spliff in class ... that's why he followed up by yelling "now get out and stay out you druggie bastard!"

g88ner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:You were lucky!! I once got hit on the head by a bunsen burner thrown at me by the science teacher because I was talking in his class!!

Your teacher didn't throw it at you for talking, Hlebby - he was pissed off that you'd just used the bunsen burner to light a spliff in class ... that's why he followed up by yelling "now get out and stay out you druggie bastard!"

Naaaah! he was just jealous coz Hlebby was a Hoggin the Splifferoonie!...That and Hlebby had stitched him up with some low grade skank instead of the promised land he'd said it was....

flash gunner wrote:I got hit round the back of my head with a heavy book whilst talking in class once. That's what the youth are missing these days

Study hard my fwiends the real world is a tough old place

Don't tell em THAT flash!!! ..Let em find out for themselves like yu. me and everyone esle...just how easy it is...free ride all the way to the big dirt sleep dudes (and dudettes!)...don't worry about studying yur education will begin when you've left school/college/uni! (and DAT IS a FACT!).

Now that I am as of today finito with education (except for council tax purposes which due to an admin error I will remain exempt from until October ), can I just say...

..... get off yer arses feckin layabout tight-fisted student bastards

northbank123 wrote:Now that I am as of today finito with education (except for council tax purposes which due to an admin error I will remain exempt from until October ), can I just say...

..... get off yer arses feckin layabout tight-fisted student bastards

Welcome to the real world mate

northbank123 wrote:Now that I am as of today finito with education (except for council tax purposes which due to an admin error I will remain exempt from until October ), can I just say...

..... get off yer arses feckin layabout tight-fisted student bastards

Ah, the almost mythical transformation from student scum to human being. Welcome aboard, mate!