How to waste time at work?

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Re: How to waste time at work?

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QuartzGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:1. I sometimes go to the toilet and sleep,


I'm literally laughing out loud after reading that. Why in the name of sweet Christ on a bike would you sleep in a toilet?? And one at work, which is basically a public toilet?? :shock:

:lol: :wink:
And to follow this up, HOW?

I mean, if you sit on the toilet wouldn't you quite literally "drop off?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It brings a whole new meaning to ''sleeping like a log'' :wink:

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goonersid wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:1. I sometimes go to the toilet and sleep,
What. The. Fuck. :shock:

Seriously, sid? :shock: :shock:

:coffeespit:

I'm literally laughing out loud after reading that. Why in the name of sweet Christ on a bike would you sleep in a toilet?? And one at work, which is basically a public toilet?? :shock:

:lol: :wink:
:shock: Doesn't everyone :? The office toilets in our place are spotless and all individual little rooms, the disabled one is best, plenty of room and a padded back support. During the recent hot weather I was in there in nothing but my underbags trying to cool down. :lol:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Got to admit those disabled toilets are usually pretty sweet and could see myself having a kip in one of those.

:D

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arseofacrow wrote:
goonersid wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:1. I sometimes go to the toilet and sleep,
What. The. Fuck. :shock:

Seriously, sid? :shock: :shock:

:coffeespit:

I'm literally laughing out loud after reading that. Why in the name of sweet Christ on a bike would you sleep in a toilet?? And one at work, which is basically a public toilet?? :shock:

:lol: :wink:
:shock: Doesn't everyone :? The office toilets in our place are spotless and all individual little rooms, the disabled one is best, plenty of room and a padded back support. During the recent hot weather I was in there in nothing but my underbags trying to cool down. :lol:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Got to admit those disabled toilets are usually pretty sweet and could see myself having a kip in one of those.

:D
:lol: :lol:

To be fair, we've got a pretty sweet disabled toilet too 8) - for some reason, it's at the top of a staircase, so why it's designed for wheelchair access is beyond me. Still, as it's never in use, it would make a decent work 'bedroom' for sid :rubchin:

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g88ner wrote:we've got a pretty sweet disabled toilet too 8) - for some reason, it's at the top of a staircase
:coffeespit:

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I wonder whether Diaby uses the disabled toilet at Arsenal... :?

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The thread gets better and better with every post :D

First it was Frank and Dan telling us how to walk around and waste time, then Sid first lot of toilet antics :lol: then his second revalation :lol: :lol: and now g88ner's firm has disabled toilets at the top of a flight of stairs :lol:

Thread of the year. With my new job i cant fuck about like you lot anymore :( and dont get as much time on here anymore either

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Red Gunner wrote:Sleeping is the best way to waste time. To avoid detection, "wear" these stickers:

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I wonder if Wally Walcott wears these stickers when he plays for us? :? :? (It would explain alot) :lol:

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:lol:

Wonder if Wenger will post on this thread.

:rubchin: :banghead: :D

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arseofacrow wrote::lol:

Wonder if Wenger will post on this thread.

:rubchin: :banghead: :D
His suggestions will include; sodding off to commentate on tournaments that are irrelevant to you, going to the far east for 3 weeks to "increase the company revenue", attending meetings on matters that don't fall under his remit ie catering.

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lol at this thread. Although this means using the internet I did find myself wasting time (a considerable amount of time) today at work deciding Hot dog or legs. (assuming folk have seen arse or elbow http://www.dr-dilligaf.org/arseorelbow/ ) now it's hot dogs or legs...
http://hot-dog-legs.tumblr.com/

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I remember a bloke that used to work for us in construction and every site we started on he’d go missing for an hour or so on the first day. Every site. After months of this I asked him about it and he just laughed and told me he was establishing his “doss bunker” :lol: . Basically a closet or hidden corner or out of the way room or nook on the site that he could go and hide in or have a nap in for an hour or so that no one else knew about.

One time we couldn’t find him for a site meeting and we searched the entire site. I found him fast asleep up on a set of hot water pipes up above the air con trunking. These were massive pipes wrapped in cladding and no one could see him. He’d get a step ladder, hop up, drag the ladder up after him and grab a couple of hours sleep! According to him they were very comfy and nice and warm! :lol:

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Re: How to waste time at work?

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Just wasted 20 minutes eating 3 packs of Monster Munch.

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Re: How to waste time at work?

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I used to "work" nights in an engineering company during the 90s, and the shift was virtually unsupervised.
I'd often go for a sleep in my car.
We would play cards
And on the last night if each shift we would have a 70s / 80s pop quiz.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
goonersid wrote:1. I sometimes go to the toilet and sleep,
What. The. Fuck. :shock:

Seriously, sid? :shock: :shock:

:coffeespit:

I'm literally laughing out loud after reading that. Why in the name of sweet Christ on a bike would you sleep in a toilet?? And one at work, which is basically a public toilet?? :shock:

:lol: :wink:
LOL I'm crying with laughter!!,!

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Re: How to waste time at work?

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I'd say the main things are go slow, have half a report up that you c&p your forum posts from, and if you are on the web always have a tab related to your work on there so you can click and say you were doing research - working in IT I ALWAYS have The Register on a tab because I'm "looking for updates and virus alerts" :wink:

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