Squeaky bum time.

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How many points will we get from the next 5 PL games

15! I'm Arsene Wenger
1
3%
11-13
3
9%
9-10
2
6%
8 for difficult people who chose the only number not on the list
5
14%
6-7
7
20%
4-5
7
20%
2-3
4
11%
0-1
2
6%
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4
11%
 
Total votes: 35

aw
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5 wins no problems!

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Can only see 2 draws, against Stoke and Everton. The rest will be losses. :roll:

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orcs - win
scum - loss
chavs - loss
citeeh - draw
toffee's - draw

These are tough fixtures and it is possible that we could come out of these games with as little as 1pt (against the inbreds) :oops: These c*nts dont have the same fear factor under hughes as they had under pubis and defensively we do look more resilient these days so I am going for a win 8)

It's funny that in my opinion citeeh are the most powerful and best team in the league but yet playing them doesnt worry me as much as games against the chavs, manure and the scum :?

It goes without saying that "mister zero wins against moaninho" will lead us to another defeat in pikeyville and for some reason we lie down and cower with fear when we go to the swamp in recent seasons :oops: :oops: :evil: :evil:

The toffee's game could go anyway - how will our brittle players react if they are coming off the back of 3 league defeats in a row ? If we have lost to them in the cup will our confidence be at rock bottom ? On the other hand if we have beaten them, will our focus be on the cup and get caught out as a result ?

Have gone with 5pts but as I said above, it could be as low as 1pt or as high as 7pts

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Ramsey won't be back this season. :roll: And if he is? It'll be for about 32 minutes and then the famous Arsenal Medical Team Initiative known as the "niggle" will get him. :roll:

Points? :rubchin:

orcs - win
scum - win
chavs - draw
citeh - loss
toffee's - win

:shock:

10 points - fuck knows why I'm so optimistic... :| :wink:

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Stoke - win
Spurs - win
Chelsea- draw
City - loss
Everton - win

10 points :shock: :barscarf:

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I accept that I am viewed as (somewhat :wink: ) negative on here, but am amazed at some of the responses on here especially those that think that we will win in the swamp :shock: :shock: I cannot remember the last time that we played well at their shithole and we have even had to endure useless c*nts like walker and rose scoring "worldies" against us there which tells me that luck is even with them in their cesspit :roll: :evil: There will be no-one, and I mean no-one, more delighted than me if we beat them, and there is no doubt that we are a better team than them but I just feel a sense of doom when we play those c*nts :oops:

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I went for an optimistic 7 points but then I checked the same 5 fixtures last season - we picked up a total of just TWO points from them :shock:

so I think Augie might be being posibly the most realistic poster on here.
basically by the end of the next 5 fixtures we will be 4th and anyone who thinks otherwise is totally deluded.

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I think we will beat the orcs and after watching the spuds yesterday I think we will beat them 2 or 3 nil too.

The shitty game is hard to call but they are not that great away from home so if Norwich can get a point then that should be our minimum return, we however will play more openly than Norwich and cannot see a 0-0 so could be a 2-2.

Would love to put an end to maureens unbeaten record but alas can't see us getting anything there.

Everton played us off the park at home and Gareth Barry gave a master-class performance (and some people call him shit, he's had more touches of the ball than any Arsenal player) and he will be key for them in nullifying our midfield. We might sneak a draw but probably lose.

So that's 8 points....

Btw is Aaron Ramsey really out for the season :|

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Post by LeftfootlegendGooner »

augie wrote:I accept that I am viewed as (somewhat :wink: ) negative on here, but am amazed at some of the responses on here especially those that think that we will win in the swamp :shock: :shock: I cannot remember the last time that we played well at their shithole and we have even had to endure useless c*nts like walker and rose scoring "worldies" against us there which tells me that luck is even with them in their cesspit :roll: :evil: There will be no-one, and I mean no-one, more delighted than me if we beat them, and there is no doubt that we are a better team than them but I just feel a sense of doom when we play those c*nts :oops:
Negative :shock: No mate, Nostradamus was negative mate, you take it to a whole new level :roll: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:I think we will beat the orcs and after watching the spuds yesterday I think we will beat them 2 or 3 nil too.

The shitty game is hard to call but they are not that great away from home so if Norwich can get a point then that should be our minimum return, we however will play more openly than Norwich and cannot see a 0-0 so could be a 2-2.

Would love to put an end to maureens unbeaten record but alas can't see us getting anything there.

Everton played us off the park at home and Gareth Barry gave a master-class performance (and some people call him shit, he's had more touches of the ball than any Arsenal player) and he will be key for them in nullifying our midfield. We might sneak a draw but probably lose.

So that's 8 points....

Btw is Aaron Ramsey really out for the season :|
I'd say so. Arsenal Medical Team. Need I say more, mate? :(

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DB10GOONER wrote:Ramsey won't be back this season. :roll: And if he is? It'll be for about 32 minutes and then the famous Arsenal Medical Team Initiative known as the "niggle" will get him. :roll:

Points? :rubchin:

orcs - win
scum - win
chavs - draw
citeh - loss
toffee's - win

:shock:

10 points - fuck knows why I'm so optimistic... :| :wink:
I am suprised too.

I don't see us rolling over for anyone but Maureen. Think Timmy will be daft enough to go 4-4-2 and we will pick them off on the counter and also it sounds like Greedy is nursing a long term injury. If they are stuck with Soldado, then they are f**ked. City at home great, away from home Toure is a liability. Toffees a draw,but I don't mind losing that one if we can smash 'em at home in the cup.

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given that this season has seen very similar results in matches with those that were played last season it would be a remarkable achievement to get as many as 7 points let alone any more from the upcoming 5 games.

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topgoon wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Ramsey won't be back this season. :roll: And if he is? It'll be for about 32 minutes and then the famous Arsenal Medical Team Initiative known as the "niggle" will get him. :roll:

Points? :rubchin:

orcs - win
scum - win
chavs - draw
citeh - loss
toffee's - win

:shock:

10 points - fuck knows why I'm so optimistic... :| :wink:
I am suprised too.

I don't see us rolling over for anyone but Maureen. Think Timmy will be daft enough to go 4-4-2 and we will pick them off on the counter and also it sounds like Greedy is nursing a long term injury. If they are stuck with Soldado, then they are f**ked. City at home great, away from home Toure is a liability. Toffees a draw,but I don't mind losing that one if we can smash 'em at home in the cup.
TBH I could go either way (steady on Hashgash/kingJay, steady on... :wink: ) regarding the chavs and the toffees. I don't think the toffees will beat us but we might draw. The chavs may well beat us but I think we will scrape a draw.

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Orcs - draw
Scum - draw
Chavs - defeat
City - win
Everton - draw

6 points from 15.

No idea who those around and about us are playing over that period (apart from in the games against us obviously) but I expect a gap may have developed by then and we will be looking down rather than up to see who we need to be competing with.

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This poll is fixed :|

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