We've signed Bramall, Cohen Bramall, I just don't think you understand

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We left Highbury to compete with Ryman League Clubs..

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Bob Bayliss wrote:And we're now looking at a Pjanic buy.
Puntastic! :lol:

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What worries me is that Hednesford Town obviously feel they have a better player in his position, and can afford to let him go.

He'll get a shock when he tries to buy a place in Totteridge.

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Wenger says no more signings expected ....

We got in early and done our Business :barscarf:

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You can be damn sure if we are struggling to stay in touch for top 4 ,he will spend to get us into it.

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flash gunner wrote:Bet he thought his mates were winding him up when he got the call
I'd have laughed my bollox off if like Steptoe he'd turned us down...now THAQT would be News Worthy! :barscarf:

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Bradywasking wrote:We left Highbury to compete with Ryman League Clubs..

:lol:

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Redarmy wrote:Wenger says no more signings expected ....

We got in early and done our Business :barscarf:


I know that I probably shouldn't take the bait, but did he really say that ? We know not to expect him to buy, but saying that publicly this early would be a new record even for him :roll:

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While Bob's song is cleverly worded here ... is there a worse football song than this one doing the rounds at the moment?

I hated the original sung by Miley Cyrus's dad so hearing Spurs fans belting out their Dele Ali rendition last night was painful. Our own Ozil version is quite possibly the most excruciating dirge I have heard. I dread it starting up because it is one of those bastard songs I cannot get out of my head.

And look, it makes no sense:

We've got Ozil (yeah I know)
Mesut Ozil (yep I know who you meant)
I just don't think you understand (understand what? I understand perfectly well, he's been here ages and you've said it twice!)
He's Arsene Wenger's man (err not sure he is actually ... probably Gazidis' man)
He's better than Zidane (hahaha yeah alright! )
We've got Mesut Ozil (what is your problem? That's the third fucking time you've told us. Piss off!)

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Well we had the Romford Pele! :barscarf:

Could Bramall be the Hednesford... Cygan.... :?


:D :wink:

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Clash wrote:While Bob's song is cleverly worded here ... is there a worse football song than this one doing the rounds at the moment?

I hated the original sung by Miley Cyrus's dad so hearing Spurs fans belting out their Dele Ali rendition last night was painful. Our own Ozil version is quite possibly the most excruciating dirge I have heard. I dread it starting up because it is one of those bastard songs I cannot get out of my head.

And look, it makes no sense:

We've got Ozil (yeah I know)
Mesut Ozil (yep I know who you meant)
I just don't think you understand (understand what? I understand perfectly well, he's been here ages and you've said it twice!)
He's Arsene Wenger's man (err not sure he is actually ... probably Gazidis' man)
He's better than Zidane (hahaha yeah alright! )
We've got Mesut Ozil (what is your problem? That's the third fucking time you've told us. Piss off!)
:lol: :lol:

Fuck off - it's a great song (our Ozil version anyway!). :lol:

Also if you are going to look for sense in football songs you might want to start with this little ditty;

"And it's Arsenal... Arsenal FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!" :rubchin:

:lol: :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:We left Highbury to compete with Ryman League Clubs..

:lol:
Stop moaning, you ungrateful sod. Don't you know that every other club in the world is financially doped and Wanker build every brick of the new ground and training centre with his own hands and worked 25hrs a day to do it? Don't you know we have 600 staff that he has to pay out of his own pocket first? For goodness sake, the attitude of some of you 'fans'.

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REB wrote:do you not want to give the guy a chance before moaning about him ?
I have just seen him on SSN. I have shat bigger turds.
I am thinking of banging £50 at the bookies that he never plays a first team game for us.
We,the supporters are being mugged off by this club.We were told that the move to the bowl was to give us the revenue to compete financially for world class players.
So while even Everton are trying to sign Virgil van Dijk,we sign a no mark from Hednesford Town,then parade him on Sky as if we have beaten all-comers sign a young Messi.
What a load of bollocks.
Does anyone know Wengers "hotline" number,as a mate of mine wants me to go and watch Rugby Town at the weekend and I might spot the new Zidane,Bergkamp,Henry,Aguero etc,etc,etc. :roll: :banghead:

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Don't know why people are moaning, this is a great signing! Develop him for six months, send him out on loan to a League One next season, where he tears it up. Year after he goes to a Championship club for six months, tears it up and then in January 2019 we sell him to Wolves or Ipswich for £3m.

Total profit = about £2.9m. Job done.

...Hang on, you're telling me football isn't all about making profit from player sales and Champions League Ro16 and letting it accumulate in a bank account?

Oh. Crap, I thought that was the most important thing. Never mind.

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Haha, just seen we managed to fend off Palace and Sheff Wednesday to sign him. We're competing with the elite of European football alright!

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