Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:4th place and an FA Cup Final = the Ultimate Trophyless Double. So typical of Modern Arsenal to regard defeat as something to be proud of.

As the great Gary Player said "You didn't come 2nd - you lost!"
One of my favourite quotes of all time. 8) 8)

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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The first thing these Orc Inbred Sister Raping Whore Stoke Players will do is try and damage Alexis...he is the spark for all and any of our successes this season...they will go out to injure him so he is either off the pitch or unable to play at even 50%

Wenger will moan, bitch and whinge to the 4th official wave his arms about....Pete the Plank will make a(nother) MONUMENTAL ERROR and then we might "might" wake up or Not.....Then...ramsey love child of the TOF will try to bamboozle them with his 'flicks' and breath-taking pace :oops: - Ozil will get nasty and start breaking legs in vicious never seen before tackles then Rob Holding will score a header to equalie from a corner..

And then on the 89th minute Pigs will appear flying over the Orc Haven of Filth


They are Orcs we are not - it will be a massacre.

who gives a shyte I mean REALLY!? - Just Fuckkoff wenger so we can get on with re-building and fumigating what is left of THE Arsenal.


:cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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It's finally coming home.....I can feel it....It is our destiny....

4th Place Trophy
Thank you Arsene FC :barscarf: ....

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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O bollocks to this can't be arsed Wenger must go :gus2:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Clash wrote:I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:
I'd rather endure the game tbh. :D

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Midz wrote:
Clash wrote:I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:
I'd rather endure the game tbh. :D
Going by our previous efforts at Orcville..watching this shite and dangling one's bollocks into a piranha fish tank will probably feel the same :oops:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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At least we'll be spared the sight of him remonstrating with the 4th official...those knuckledraggers behind the dugout give him absolute pelters so he'll be too scared to get up. He'll be rooted to his seat....like he normally is...but on this occasion he won't get up at all.

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Allgunsblazin wrote:It's finally coming home.....I can feel it....It is our destiny....

4th Place Trophy
Thank you Arsene FC :barscarf: ....

Absolutely. 4th is ours, it could be his greatest ever achievement

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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flash gunner wrote:
Allgunsblazin wrote:It's finally coming home.....I can feel it....It is our destiny....

4th Place Trophy
Thank you Arsene FC :barscarf: ....

Absolutely. 4th is ours, it could be his greatest ever achievement
It will be his greatest ever achievement. With his greatest ever side. :barscarf: :fryingpan: :dancingbanana:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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Clash wrote:I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:
Now that I would watch !
(Possibly even pay to view)
:barscarf:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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StuartL wrote:
Clash wrote:I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:
Now that I would watch !
(Possibly even pay to view)
:barscarf:
Your wánk bank must be a very very disturbing place. :lol: :wink:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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StuartL wrote:
Clash wrote:I'd rather dangle my testicles into a tank full of starving piranha fish than watch this game.

:roll:
Now that I would watch !
(Possibly even pay to view)
:barscarf:
:coffeespit:

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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flash gunner wrote:4-0 to us :barscarf: Top 4 here we come :barscarf: :barscarf:

It could be his greatest achievement
It's certainly up there mate :barscarf:

But what about last season? Financially handicapped arsenal pulled off the miracle of finishing above ALL our financially doped rivals... pity Leicester stole our limelight :(

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Re: Stoke City (A) | PL | Sat 13 May 17:30

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g88ner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:4-0 to us :barscarf: Top 4 here we come :barscarf: :barscarf:

It could be his greatest achievement
It's certainly up there mate :barscarf:

But what about last season? Financially handicapped arsenal pulled off the miracle of finishing above ALL our financially doped rivals... pity Leicester stole our limelight :(
But in doing so they proved Arsene right. In his mind at least. :lol:

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