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I hear Xhakas missus had a baby girl hopefully the fanny will get 6 months paternity leave

I heard she squeezed out a little turd and they called it Xhaka Jnr!

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:09 am

I hear Xhakas missus had a baby girl hopefully the fanny will get 6 months paternity leave

I heard she squeezed out a little turd and they called it Xhaka Jnr!

I heard he was there for the birth and when the midwife said "we're halfway there" he thought she said "halfway line" and he went through the back of her ankles studs up.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:22 am

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:09 am

I hear Xhakas missus had a baby girl hopefully the fanny will get 6 months paternity leave

I heard she squeezed out a little turd and they called it Xhaka Jnr!

I heard he was there for the birth and when the midwife said "we're halfway there" he thought she said "halfway line" and he went through the back of her ankles studs up.

Top Giffing OBG

As the title says 'boring interlull' here's an interesting article I came across:-

Click on the press clipping.

I guess it helps if I include the link.

https://blog.woolwicharsenal.co.uk/archives/5616

Well faced with the interlull I have started to give the Germany v Argentina game a watch. Some youngster called Gnabry just scored.

Might give the Pulis & Wenker Football scouting agency a call about him

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:10 pm

Well faced with the interlull I have started to give the Germany v Argentina game a watch. Some youngster called Gnabry just scored.

Might give the Pulis & Wenker Football scouting agency a call about him

Gnabry is On Fire at the moment .. and of course wenkertheTossbag didn't think he was good enough, yet had the genius to keep players like Bendtner, Gervinho, Santos and Denilson long contracts on Big wages ....

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:39 pm

Jock Gooner wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:10 pm

Well faced with the interlull I have started to give the Germany v Argentina game a watch. Some youngster called Gnabry just scored.

Might give the Pulis & Wenker Football scouting agency a call about him

Gnabry is On Fire at the moment .. and of course wenkertheTossbag didn't think he was good enough, yet had the genius to keep players like Bendtner, Gervinho, Santos and Denilson long contracts on Big wages ....

The thing that does it 10x worse for me is that he chose to keep his young wonderkid Theo Walcott over Gnabry and indirectly hinted that there is no place for him so a loan move (which is what he wanted) is no good. Hence why Gnabry left permanently and boy do I not blame him.

Can't wait to add Gnabry on the list of players that AW had in mind/scouted/thought about playing and all the other bullshit he comes up with. If he made us 'believe' he allegedly scouted and talked to Messi and Mbappe's team, this is an easier one. Fucking prick.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:22 am

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:09 am

I hear Xhakas missus had a baby girl hopefully the fanny will get 6 months paternity leave

I heard she squeezed out a little turd and they called it Xhaka Jnr!

I heard he was there for the birth and when the midwife said "we're halfway there" he thought she said "halfway line" and he went through the back of her ankles studs up.

The first thing he will teach her about football is backward and sideways passing

There’s a great interview just been put on YouTube where a certain Mr Wright visits his old friend Mr Bergkamp at his house in Holland

Definitely worth watching, especially during this blasted interlull. The word legend is over-used but it’s a word that isn’t good enough to describe a man like Dennis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=twgVAkT2LV0

( Sorry if the link don’t work, I’m using a f-ing iPad )

Clash wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:26 am

There’s a great interview just been put on YouTube where a certain Mr Wright visits his old friend Mr Bergkamp at his house in Holland

Definitely worth watching, especially during this blasted interlull. The word legend is over-used but it’s a word that isn’t good enough to describe a man like Dennis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=twgVAkT2LV0

( Sorry if the link don’t work, I’m using a f-ing iPad )

The Dennis is simply the greatest player to wear our storied jersey. The greatest player that has ever lived. Anyone that disagrees with that is a cùnt.

And I still love Wrighty too. One of the greatest strikers in the history of the game. Legend.

Thanks for posting that link mate.

Clash wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:26 am

There’s a great interview just been put on YouTube where a certain Mr Wright visits his old friend Mr Bergkamp at his house in Holland

Definitely worth watching, especially during this blasted interlull. The word legend is over-used but it’s a word that isn’t good enough to describe a man like Dennis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=twgVAkT2LV0

( Sorry if the link don’t work, I’m using a f-ing iPad )

Thanks very much for the link, Dennis is a God for me the best player ever to grace the club and we have had some brilliant players but for me Dennis was the best. Yup he is definitely a Legend there will never be another one like him. I was hoping to see him manage our club one day.

What a Brilliant Interview, a treasure of a find ...


Nothing can follow that .. I mean Wrighty THE Legend interviewing "God"..


I remember very well "Gods" first 2 goals for Arsenal against Southampton....the press had been slating him etc then:

BOOM x 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzkGiiASIac

and of course his goal against Bolton that took us into Europe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kSAer3KUQo











So as there are no words to follow that AND it is the boring inter-lull...what an one do? What can one say???