Sheff Utd cocks H Sun 4th Oct KO 2pm

[augie]

Hopefully Sky will provide us with the authentic crowd noises of Same old Arsenal always cheating after five minutes, followed up with Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund and We Support Our Local Team

We are at home steve - sky are looking around trying to find nice polite clapping to replicate an emirates matchday experience

[Bradywasking]

Goals in both 12..00pm kick off games, means there is yet to be a scoreless draw in the Premier League this season..
Who ya gonna call to end that run..?

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal XI: Leno, Gabriel, Luiz, Tierney, Bellerin, Ceballos, Elneny, Saka, Willian, Aubameyang, Nketiah https://t.co/XYwao9dX6W

[rodders999]

Sead Kolašinac is not in Arsenal's match day squad to face Sheffield United today, Bayer Leverkusen have shown previous interest but would need to sell Wendell - linked with Hertha BSC - before they make a defensive signing, according to Kicker.

The window’s starting to look up after all

[SteveO 35]

Hopefully Sky will provide us with the authentic crowd noises of Same old Arsenal always cheating after five minutes, followed up with Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund and We Support Our Local Team

We are at home steve - sky are looking around trying to find nice polite clapping to replicate an emirates matchday experience

I've just asked the missus to pour me a beer now so we can leave it sitting there for 40 minutes prior to kick off. The rest of the family are then going to spend the first 15 minutes shuffling into the front room across my line of sight, before heading off 5 minutes before half time for some cold pizza and a latte !

[g88ner]

Happy with the Arsenal lineup today.

Saka playing!

Obviously I don’t see Elneny as the solution but I think he and Ceballos is our most balanced midfield duo. Park your arse on the bench please Xhaka.

Great to see kolasinac not in the squad. Please god let that mean he’s leaving tomorrow!

interesting to see Gabriel and Luiz together too. I think that’s probably our better pairing, with Holding dropping to the bench.

Lacazette back on the bench. Shame we can’t sell him :/

[rodders999]

The home game artificial noise consists of 60 minutes of “stand up if you ‘ate tottnum”, some grumblings as we concede from the opposition’s first attempt on goal (from a set piece), a loud rendition of “who ah ya“ after we scramble a late equaliser then a massive round of boos at full time after we’ve pissed away 2 points at home followed by a final chorus of “spend some fucking money” to send it back to the studio

[Bradywasking]

Hopefully Sky will provide us with the authentic crowd noises of Same old Arsenal always cheating after five minutes, followed up with Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund and We Support Our Local

We are at home steve - sky are looking around trying to find nice polite clapping to replicate an emirates matchday experience

I've just asked the missus to pour me a beer now so we can leave it sitting there for 40 minutes prior to kick off. The rest of the family are then going to spend the first 15 minutes shuffling into the front room across my line of sight, before heading off 5 minutes before half time for some cold pizza and a latte !

Have the visitors from the far east arrived with their expensive cameras to experience the experience.

[SteveO 35]

Hopefully Sky will provide us with the authentic crowd noises of Same old Arsenal always cheating after five minutes, followed up with Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund and We Support Our Local

We are at home steve - sky are looking around trying to find nice polite clapping to replicate an emirates matchday experience

I've just asked the missus to pour me a beer now so we can leave it sitting there for 40 minutes prior to kick off. The rest of the family are then going to spend the first 15 minutes shuffling into the front room across my line of sight, before heading off 5 minutes before half time for some cold pizza and a latte !

Have the visitors from the far east arrived with their expensive cameras to experience the experience.

They have, but I've asked them to stay queueing outside until 2 minutes before kick off so that they can ensure as many people miss the start as possible !

[rodders999]

El Neny stayed on while Xhaka was subbed off during the week, now he starts ahead of him today.

Absolute BANTER

[augie]

Happy with the Arsenal lineup today.

Saka playing!

Obviously I don’t see Elneny as the solution but I think he and Ceballos is our most balanced midfield duo. Park your arse on the bench please Xhaka.

Great to see kolasinac not in the squad. Please god let that mean he’s leaving tomorrow!

interesting to see Gabriel and Luiz together too. I think that’s probably our better pairing, with Holding dropping to the bench.

Lacazette back on the bench. Shame we can’t sell him :/

Are we 4-3-3 today lads ? Bellend - luiz - gabriel - tierney looks more likely cos we have no right sided centre back to play in a back 3

[Gunner Rob]

I will be taking half an hour for Half Time to take in the Arc de Triomphe

[augie]

El Neny stayed on while Xhaka was subbed off during the week, now he starts ahead of him today.

Absolute BANTER

Am afraid to say it in case it leads to inevitable disappointment, but could arteta FINALLY be coping on to the all round shitiness of the swiss c.unt ? I'm sure last week arteta suggested that there might be a surprise departure - is it too much to hope that he was referring to xhaka ?

[rodders999]

I will be taking half an hour for Half Time to take in the Arc de Triomphe

That some sort of euphemism bro?

[SteveO 35]

El Neny stayed on while Xhaka was subbed off during the week, now he starts ahead of him today.

Absolute BANTER

Never mind though mate because our much fabled team of world beating scouts have searched high and low for an improvement...........before realising that he sits a few miles up the road at the Chavs! Jorginho, Elneny and Xhaka.......I saw more artistry in infants art class when I used to wear my dad's shirt for painting!