Annual anal fisting at Peps pimped up arseholes Sat 28th KO 1230

[OneBardGooner]

[Clummo99]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

[SteveO 35]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

And you thought I was a right miserable c.unt

[augie]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

And some on here question my sanity ?

[augie]

To echo most comments on here, I too reckon we will lose by 3 goals with citeeh players strolling about at their ease. I did originally think it would be 3-0 but now I am edging towards 4-1 cos their defence is full of players who lack concentration and switch off at times, and that one goal will be held up as an indicator that we have turned the corner

[begeegs]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

Maybe your unconscious is telling you that you are too emotionally invested in Arsenal?

[Clummo99]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

Maybe your unconscious is telling you that you are too emotionally invested in Arsenal?

I often tell people that I'm not bothered anymore.

That's a lie isn't it.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

I dreamt a few nights ago that I could hear a commentator saying "that's made up for that 8-2 loss", I was in the hallway so rushed into the living room and there in all its glory was the scoreline Man UTD 2 Arsenal 9.

I started singing 9-2 9-2 and shouted to my missus to come and look at the score.

So for all you gamblers out there, you're welcome

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Oh and this match, 2-2 or 5-0

[OneBardGooner]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

Did you type your post when you woke up or whilst you were dreaming? If so it means I am dreaming this and Gooner To Gooner is Not Real but a figment of our imaginations and DB is the Devil.

[IW8Goalmachine]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

Did you type your post when you woke up or whilst you were dreaming? If so it means I am dreaming this and Gooner To Gooner is Not Real but a figment of our imaginations and DB is the Devil.

We are all on a turtles back just floating through space

[Perryashburtongroves]

Probably a 3-0 defeat and we won't even get close to them. We all know how it goes because we've seen it hundreds of times over the last 15 years. They won't even need to get out of first gear for probably 80 minutes of the match. To use a cricketing analogy, they will be very much like a batsman knocking a rubbish spinner about for ones and twos all afternoon in a tour match, before unleashing the odd six every now and again just keep himself and the crowd interested. No point tiring yourself out when you've got bigger challenges to come later on.

So as not to discriminate against our few rugby fans (rodders apparently ) on here I will add a rugby analogy:

They will be very much like a towel flicker that inserts maybe three fingers in a team mate's arse during the scrum, but not the whole fist, just enough to keep himself and the crowd interested. No point tiring yourself out when you know you've got a lot more closet homosexuality and inbred bullying challenges to come later on.

From the limited knowledge I have about rugby and rugger buggerers, that sounds exactly what I reckon they all get up to, probably with more bumming.

[John F]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.

[Clummo99]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.

Roger Decourcey!

Pmsl

[OneBardGooner]

I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.

Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!

I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.

Roger Decourcey!

Pmsl

Couldn't find a Gif of Nookey the Bear I hope this is suitable.... Also Roger De Courcey is Brown Bread so there is some sense in your dream !