STOP ACTING LIKE A COCK? 
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 
LISTEN UP BRING BACK PIRES, YOU MUPPET: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HUMOUROUS POST ON A LONG RUNNING THEME!!
HOWEVER, WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, LET ME CLARIFY THINGS FOR YOU: I'LL WRITE IN WHICHEVER STYLE AND ABOUT WHATEVER TOPIC I WANT TO - JUST LIKE YOU CAN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH TITTIES. THERE IS NO COMPULSION TO READ MY POSTS SO IF THE CAP LOCKS ANNOY YOU, YOU CAN JUST SKIP THEM.
BUT DON'T BE SLINGING OUT INSULTS LIKE 'COCK' AT ME, AS THAT IS NOT CALLED FOR AND WHERE I COME FROM, 'THOSE IS FIGHTING WORDS!!'
