New Nasri, Vela and Fabregas Songs for the weekend!

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:03 pm

i didnt make the song up

Arsenal away boyz did

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:04 pm

To be honest I dont think in this instance it's a straight-forward case of it just being about the Y-word. The last line pretty clearly makes it an actual anti-Jewish reference rather than just **** in the sense of being a Spud. No doubt some will say it's being overly-pc but in this case I think its just a straight-forward anti-semitic song. I'd rather leave that bullshit to Chelsea.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:06 pm

hutchy08 wrote:
crocit wrote:"When I was just a little boy
I asked my father what would he be
Is he like Wrighty, or Titi henry?
Hereâ€™s what he said to me

oh Vela Vela, our Mexican super star
Heâ€™s better than Lou Saha
oh Vela Velaâ€¦" (and repeat)

(Steam - kiss him goodbye)

!
it has to be ....hes better than can -ton a ..oh vela vela

saha is shit he should be better than him...plus cantona wud annoy manure more

I agree.

From the 'Chants Would Be A Fine Thing' thread:

I Hate Hleb wrote:Okay then. How about:

Oh Vela, Vela,
Our Mexican Superstar
He's better than Can-to-na
Oh Vela, Vela

That would certainly wind-up the mancs!! :

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:10 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To be honest I dont think in this instance it's a straight-forward case of it just being about the Y-word. The last line pretty clearly makes it an actual anti-Jewish reference rather than just y** in the sense of being a Spud. No doubt some will say it's being overly-pc but in this case I think its just a straight-forward anti-semitic song. I'd rather leave that bullshit to Chelsea.

I take it you don't sing, we'll be running round Tottenham

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:14 pm

We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham, running round Tottenham,
running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:17 pm

(Edited by IHH).

You see, that's exactly the kind of stuff that we don't want to encourage on here. Many members of the forum are Jewish and would rightly be offended by seeing that comment on here.

If that's going to be the tone of your posts tinpot, then I suggest you seek somewhere more appropriate for your kind of songs or 'humour', as we don't appreciate that kind of stuff on here.

IHH.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:40 pm

Wembley Gooner wrote:The best nasri song i've seen:

Nasri, Wherever you may be,
Birds don't shave in your home country,
But it could be worse,
You could be a y**,
Chopping the foreskin off your kid

Hope you wash your glans pal, otherwise you will get stinking smeg.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:41 pm

crocit wrote:We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham, running round Tottenham,
running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you

Yeah.. you do, but you also get smeg and we don't.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:42 pm

crocit wrote:i didnt make the song up Arsenal away boyz did

Yeah...but I never gave a fig for the Arsenal Awy Boyz, they don't represent me.

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:42 pm

tinpot lane wrote:(Edited by IHH).

You see, that's exactly the kind of stuff that we don't want to encourage on here. Many members of the forum are Jewish and would rightly be offended by seeing that comment on here.

If that's going to be the tone of your posts tinpot, then I suggest you seek somewhere more appropriate for your kind of songs or 'humour', as we don't appreciate that kind of stuff on here.

IHH.

Was quoting a part of a song, didn't say i agree with it. Sorry if anyone is offended.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:43 pm

rtpgooner wrote:nasri whooooa
nasri whooooa
we signed him from marseille
there was a slight delay

That's the best one here so far.

Except, I would change "A slight delay" for a "Long delay"!!!!

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:44 pm

tinpot lane wrote:(Edited by IHH).

You see, that's exactly the kind of stuff that we don't want to encourage on here. Many members of the forum are Jewish and would rightly be offended by seeing that comment on here.

If that's going to be the tone of your posts tinpot, then I suggest you seek somewhere more appropriate for your kind of songs or 'humour', as we don't appreciate that kind of stuff on here.

IHH.

hence why i left that part out

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:45 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
crocit wrote:We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham, running round Tottenham,
running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you
Yeah.. you do, but you also get smeg and we don't.

try singing that when gooners sing that song in a pub, you'll get your head kicked in, or laughed at.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:45 pm

If it is foreskins you are talking, listen to Martin Laurence tell a heckler why he ain't got one! Maybe you were the heckler?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8N3-LWaJo

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:54 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
crocit wrote:We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
We'll be running round Tottenham, running round Tottenham,
running round Tottenham with out willies hangin out,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin, I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you
Yeah.. you do, but you also get smeg and we don't.

Someone feels offended