Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

afc71 · Post by **afc71** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:21 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To the tune of Israelites by Desmond Dekker... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2m9uaTwQcU :

Forty-seven years, since they won the title
No wonder the c*nts are suicidal
Ohhhh Ohhhh-Oh-Oh
The y**s are shite

Shit fans and a Cock for a club crest
Robbie Keane is the product of incest
Ohhhh Ohhhh-Oh-Oh
The y**s are shite

Lyrics could probably do with a few changes but you get the picture.

fucking tune, you don't need to change it, it's perfect

afc71 · Post by **afc71** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:50 pm

ASHLEY COLE'S A WANKER
HE FUCKED OFF TO CHELSEA
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCKING FUCK
COS' WE GOT GAEL CLICHY

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:12 am

Bobby and Dennis and Rocky and Wrighty
Paddy, Thierry and Arsene almighty
Adams and Brady and Groves on the wing
These are a few of our Arsenal kings

i like that 1

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed May 07, 2008 10:23 pm

Just one Cornetto
Hleb said to me
Was all he had that, night in Italy
Bullshiiit, every word he said
But who gives a fuck though
Weâ€™ve got Theo instead

gooner_piggers · Post by **gooner_piggers** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:01 pm

Does anyone know the tottenham song to the tune of alice, alice, who the f**k is alice.....is was being sung yday at sunderland....quality

chunkyandy · Post by **chunkyandy** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:13 pm

being an old bastard, i wonder whats wrong with the songs we sang in the 70's
la la la lalala Arsenal..(hey jude tune)

arsenal boys we are here...shag your women and drink your beer

hark now hear the arsenal sing the tottenham ran away and we shall fight forever more because of boxing day

i am sure there are countless others but the spliffs have taken there toll over the years !!!
and personally i prefere to sing about the club rather than players apart from rare occasions (charley charley charley charley born is the king of highbury)

Loyal Gooner · Post by **Loyal Gooner** » Sat May 17, 2008 12:04 pm

The old uns are the best uns!

Sutch · Post by **Sutch** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:00 pm

Eyes bright
skin back tight
bollocks to the front
we're the boys that make more noise
when we're on the *word censored*
we're the riders of the night
and we rather fuck than fight
we're the riders of the clockend highbury

What tune is this one to i like this one.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:17 am

To Wonderwall by Oasis (I know there's already a Cesc song to this but I rarely hear it sung):

I said maybe
We haven't won a trophy lately
But through it all, you're my Ar-se-naaal

And maybe the bit before it as well to make it longer:

Backbeat the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But i'll be a Gooner all throughout
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the goals you score to me are blinding
Chelsea, Man United, Spurs can all fuck right off too
So I sing it loud

I said maybe...

Not the biggest Oasis fan mysef but the lyrics just seem to sum up how it feels to be a Gooner at the moment

gonnernico04 · Post by **gonnernico04** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:14 pm

to the tune of wonderwall

i said maybe
your gonna be the one that saves me
cos after all
your my arsenal

i remember singing this at upton park years ago and it was brilliant

Post by **T.S** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:16 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:I said maybe
We haven't won a trophy lately
But through it all, you're my Ar-se-naaal

I like it

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:37 am

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To Wonderwall by Oasis (I know there's already a Cesc song to this but I rarely hear it sung):

I said maybe
We haven't won a trophy lately
But through it all, you're my Ar-se-naaal

And maybe the bit before it as well to make it longer:

Backbeat the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But i'll be a Gooner all throughout
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the goals you score to me are blinding
Chelsea, Man United, Spurs can all fuck right off too
So I sing it loud

I said maybe...

Not the biggest Oasis fan mysef but the lyrics just seem to sum up how it feels to be a Gooner at the moment

love it!

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:00 pm

With the fall of London's second best team in Moscow last night anyone fancy letting the Plastic tossers have this next season?

To sloop john B ( five times tune from the scousers)

"He slipped with his left,
He missed with his right
John Terry's penalties
There just F***ING SH**E"

Ps for those who were in Paris getting soaked did you have any sympathy for those fans leaving the ground at 1.40am in Moscow?
thought not.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................

AFC
C'mon

afc71 · Post by **afc71** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:56 pm

fernando torres song;

his hair-band proved he was a gay, torres
he sucked off stevie g today, torres
he takes it up the fucking rear,
that dirty little spanish queer,
fernando torres homo-sex-u-al

na na na na na etc

Gooner92 · Post by **Gooner92** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:55 pm

wd afc71