The KLEENEX "I'm Not Watching!" Thread

[StuartL]

Went to visit my girlfriend's brother in hospital with swollen testicles ( I kid you not )
Was in the car just in time to hear the pelanty being given ( much to Adrian Durhams obvious displeasure )

Another win for me I'd say as it sounded another tedious, monotonous match with little attacking flair.

[Chippy]

Went to visit my girlfriend's brother in hospital with swollen testicles ( I kid you not )
Was in the car just in time to hear the pelanty being given ( much to Adrian Durhams obvious displeasure )

Another win for me I'd say as it sounded another tedious, monotonous match with little attacking flair.

We had 2 shots on target. Or 3 if you count the one off the back of Cech's head.

[OneBardGooner]

I think we need to get this Kleenex thread back on topic.

[DB10GOONER]

Went to visit my girlfriend's brother in hospital with swollen testicles ( I kid you not )
Was in the car just in time to hear the pelanty being given ( much to Adrian Durhams obvious displeasure )

Another win for me I'd say as it sounded another tedious, monotonous match with little attacking flair.

How did you get swollen testicles? And why was your GF's bro in hospital?

[StuartL]

Went to visit my girlfriend's brother in hospital with swollen testicles ( I kid you not )
Was in the car just in time to hear the pelanty being given ( much to Adrian Durhams obvious displeasure )

Another win for me I'd say as it sounded another tedious, monotonous match with little attacking flair.

How did you get swollen testicles? And why was your GF's bro in hospital?

It was the thought of all the nurses in uniform ( and some not )

[falkirk goon]

In the 4 games so far I've been at Dippers-Dublin airport, Foxes- Jimmy Carr gig,Watford-day out at park with family,Saints-family portrait booked for 3 pm then meal. So I've done stuff whilst we've been playing better than watching on tv or finding a dodgy stream to watch our blunt sideways tippy happy shite.

[OneBardGooner]

Went to visit my girlfriend's brother in hospital with swollen testicles ( I kid you not )
Was in the car just in time to hear the pelanty being given ( much to Adrian Durhams obvious displeasure )

Another win for me I'd say as it sounded another tedious, monotonous match with little attacking flair.

How did you get swollen testicles? And why was your GF's bro in hospital?

She Blew instead of sucking!

[rodders999]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

[DB10GOONER]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

I hope you enjoy your big day Rodders. You'll make a lovely bride.

[OneBardGooner]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

I hope you enjoy your big day Rodders. You'll make a lovely bridesmaid.

Guaranteed to be Shagged then!

[rodders999]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

I hope you enjoy your big day Rodders. You'll make a lovely bridesmaid.

Guaranteed to be Shagged then!

Just need to work out if I'm going to be the giver or the receiver

[Rugby Gooner]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

So Natalie finally gave in to all the stalking then.

[OneBardGooner]

Will be at a wedding while the Hull game is going on and by the time the full time whistle goes at 4:45pm I will be so off my tits from the vino that I won't give 2 fcuks what the final result is.

So Natalie finally gave in to all the stalking then.

[wibble]

Missed yesterdays game as my wife was giving birth to our first baby!

I imagine I'll miss next weeks game as I'll be having an afternoon nap

[Chippy]

Missed yesterdays game as my wife was giving birth to our first baby!

I imagine I'll miss next weeks game as I'll be having an afternoon nap

Congrats. Oh and not a fucking chance. Get used to a total of about 4 hours a day always being completely disrupted. If you can do it, (very difficult) leave he/she to cry and don't always pick up. Far harder than you think. But apart from that the first 20 years are the worst.

However it is the best thing.