Chelsea (N) | FA CUP FINAL | Sat 27 May 2017 | 17:30

[shu]

I fully expect Chelsea to get a comfortable lead and for all of their fans to be singing we want you to stay. The cameras will zoom in on him, will he realise they are taking the piss ??????? or is he too deluded !!!!

[bunch]

I fully expect Chelsea to get a comfortable lead and for all of their fans to be singing we want you to stay. The cameras will zoom in on him, will he realise they are taking the piss ??????? or is he too deluded !!!!

I think Wenger will know what it means, but is there a real possibility that Stan, who will be there, wont realise its the Chelsea fans singing "we want you to stay"?

*yank accent* "Whats the problem? The fans love Arsene too. Give that man a raise"

[Retro Gunner]

Cup final day and the build up in the week before was once like the summer's equivalent of the days leading up to Christmas. This cup final is being overshadowed by the spectre of Wenger. He ruins everything now (even Christmas ).

Can't say I'm feeling excited. Expecting a defeat in the game then a new contract . Feels more the build up to like a wet bank holiday spent in the north and then being told your house has burned down when you got back home .

but fuck me that is bleak, mate!

Bleak, but fucking spot on.

Clash knows.

[Retro Gunner]

Don't know about you gays (and Retro Gooner! ) but I should all be Excited and Waiting for Kick-Off, Raring to Go etc, But I think we are going to get Utterly Humiliated.

Oi OB, that's no way to be talking about all the other posters on here.......unless there's something I don't know about.

[Bob Bayliss]

Mustafi still a "leetle beet short" with his sore head. Oh well, BFG it is then. He and Bellerin can take turns to duck when Costa goes up for a ball into the box.

[DB10GOONER]

Mustafi still a "leetle beet short" with his sore head. Oh well, BFG it is then. He and Bellerin can take turns to duck when Costa goes up for a ball into the box.

The decision hasn't been made yet on Mustafi - Wenger only said he is still sick and hasn't trained, so there is still a slight chance of him playing - unless he too is a total vagina. Gabriel is deffo out with a knee ligament injury. No loss there.

So the alternatives in WengerWorld are we go with our standard stagnant tippy tappy 4-5-1 and leave Giroud isolated up front and let Chelsea comfortably own the midfield whilst we pass it to death about 35 - 40 yards out from their goal... or the mad bastard goes balls out for... wait for it... this season's in vogue 3-4-2-1 with... wait for it... wait for it... Holding, Monreal and, dear Jumping Jesus Christ, the Big German Vagina....

If that happens two things will follow;

1. we will get royally poleaxed up the gicker and lose 0-5 as the Big German Vagina struggles to cover the backs that don't bother getting, you know, like actually back, and we get mobbed in behind down the flanks...

and...

2. Costa will score a hatrick as the BGV, Monreal and Holding all get bullied by the nasty rough man... aw poor diddums...

Surely there is a youth player he can put in instead of the Big German Vadge? Surely? Maybe even a ball boy? I mean, COME ON!

[OneBardGooner]

Dont know if im the only one but im really excited about this game.

Its Cup Final day and in these times of footballing austerity finally a big game for us i was envious of united last night remembering CWC final of '94 as an example

Up the Gunners

WE WILL WIN

Yup!

[OneBardGooner]

Mustafi still a "leetle beet short" with his sore head. Oh well, BFG it is then. He and Bellerin can take turns to duck when Costa goes up for a ball into the box.

The decision hasn't been made yet on Mustafi - Wenger only said he is still sick and hasn't trained, so there is still a slight chance of him playing - unless he too is a total vagina. Gabriel is deffo out with a knee ligament injury. No loss there.

So the alternatives in WengerWorld are we go with our standard stagnant tippy tappy 4-5-1 and leave Giroud isolated up front and let Chelsea comfortably own the midfield whilst we pass it to death about 35 - 40 yards out from their goal... or the mad bastard goes balls out for... wait for it... this season's in vogue 3-4-2-1 with... wait for it... wait for it... Holding, Monreal and, dear Jumping Jesus Christ, the Big German Vagina....

If that happens two things will follow;

1. we will get royally poleaxed up the gicker and lose 0-5 as the Big German Vagina struggles to cover the backs that don't bother getting, you know, like actually back, and we get mobbed in behind down the flanks...

and...

2. Costa will score a hatrick as the BGV, Monreal and Holding all get bullied by the nasty rough man... aw poor diddums...

Surely there is a youth player he can put in instead of the Big German Vadge? Surely? Maybe even a ball boy? I mean, COME ON!

Actually this is the BGV's last chance to redeem himself in the eyes of Goonerdom. It means we probably go down to 10 men - so no loss there, but he SNAPS PikeyTerry's or Costas legs into 3 separate pieces totally inverting the Capella and the Quadracep Tendon (The envelope like tendon that holds the knee cap in place) so even...EVEN if we do then get rammed up the shyster Big Time - he can be a hero!.

[DB10GOONER]

Mustafi still a "leetle beet short" with his sore head. Oh well, BFG it is then. He and Bellerin can take turns to duck when Costa goes up for a ball into the box.

The decision hasn't been made yet on Mustafi - Wenger only said he is still sick and hasn't trained, so there is still a slight chance of him playing - unless he too is a total vagina. Gabriel is deffo out with a knee ligament injury. No loss there.

So the alternatives in WengerWorld are we go with our standard stagnant tippy tappy 4-5-1 and leave Giroud isolated up front and let Chelsea comfortably own the midfield whilst we pass it to death about 35 - 40 yards out from their goal... or the mad bastard goes balls out for... wait for it... this season's in vogue 3-4-2-1 with... wait for it... wait for it... Holding, Monreal and, dear Jumping Jesus Christ, the Big German Vagina....

If that happens two things will follow;

1. we will get royally poleaxed up the gicker and lose 0-5 as the Big German Vagina struggles to cover the backs that don't bother getting, you know, like actually back, and we get mobbed in behind down the flanks...

and...

2. Costa will score a hatrick as the BGV, Monreal and Holding all get bullied by the nasty rough man... aw poor diddums...

Surely there is a youth player he can put in instead of the Big German Vadge? Surely? Maybe even a ball boy? I mean, COME ON!

Actually this is the BGV's last chance to redeem himself in the eyes of Goonerdom. It means we probably go down to 10 men - so no loss there, but he SNAPS PikeyTerry's or Costas legs into 3 separate pieces totally inverting the Capella and the Quadracep Tendon (The envelope like tendon that holds the knee cap in place) so even...EVEN if we do then get rammed up the shyster Big Time - he can be a hero!.

More likely he'll cower like a bitch under every header that ChavTerry and Costa outjump him for...

[OneBardGooner]

Mustafi still a "leetle beet short" with his sore head. Oh well, BFG it is then. He and Bellerin can take turns to duck when Costa goes up for a ball into the box.

The decision hasn't been made yet on Mustafi - Wenger only said he is still sick and hasn't trained, so there is still a slight chance of him playing - unless he too is a total vagina. Gabriel is deffo out with a knee ligament injury. No loss there.

So the alternatives in WengerWorld are we go with our standard stagnant tippy tappy 4-5-1 and leave Giroud isolated up front and let Chelsea comfortably own the midfield whilst we pass it to death about 35 - 40 yards out from their goal... or the mad bastard goes balls out for... wait for it... this season's in vogue 3-4-2-1 with... wait for it... wait for it... Holding, Monreal and, dear Jumping Jesus Christ, the Big German Vagina....

If that happens two things will follow;

1. we will get royally poleaxed up the gicker and lose 0-5 as the Big German Vagina struggles to cover the backs that don't bother getting, you know, like actually back, and we get mobbed in behind down the flanks...

and...

2. Costa will score a hatrick as the BGV, Monreal and Holding all get bullied by the nasty rough man... aw poor diddums...

Surely there is a youth player he can put in instead of the Big German Vadge? Surely? Maybe even a ball boy? I mean, COME ON!

Actually this is the BGV's last chance to redeem himself in the eyes of Goonerdom. It means we probably go down to 10 men - so no loss there, but he SNAPS PikeyTerry's or Costas legs into 3 separate pieces totally inverting the Capella and the Quadracep Tendon (The envelope like tendon that holds the knee cap in place) so even...EVEN if we do then get rammed up the shyster Big Time - he can be a hero!.

More likely he'll cower like a bitch under every header that ChavTerry and Costa outjump him for...

Ohhh GREAT! Go Onnn Why Dontcha - SPOIL The Last Hope and Dream I have before Saturday comes around.

[Redarmy]

If its total humiliation...5-0 or 6-0, Would be nice to think he would resign, but after all we know about him, is that really likely

[OneBardGooner]

If its total humiliation...5-0 or 6-0, Would be nice to think he would resign, but after all we know about him, is that really likely

There's more chance of trump stepping down as Commandeering Chief of the USofFucktards than wengercunt going anywhere.

[augie]

I don't like wally, and I mean that I REALLY don't like wally, but since he made the gesture to the scum fans at the grove two seasons ago, I despise him a little bit less Games like this are set up for another hero to redeem himself ....... step forward Ollie giroud - I am asking you nicely, please break terry's legs in multiple places and you will be a hero of mine for all time It would be hilarious if, just 6 days after walking off the chav pitch in tears, he was actually carried off the wembley pitch bawling his pikey eyes out

[Rugby Gooner]

A little "Top Tip" for anyone who may want one,WH Smiths sell the Official F.A. Cup Final matchday programme.
They are on sale now,£10. I bought one today,don't ask me why.

[Gunner Rob]

Can anyone tell me why do the club normally screen games like this back at the bowl ? Is it just about money ? Is it aimed at the kids ? I cant imagine any self respecting adult attending unless they are bringing kids

Btw I do know that it is cancelled for this saturday

I had the misfortune of attending the 2014 cup final at the Emirates.
Never again!!!

the queues for a drink were just ridiculous. I remember spending all of half time and about 20 minutes of the 2nd half queuing for a pint only to be told that they had run out