Bendtner; The Leg-end

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clockender1 wrote:pure comedy tonight - a danish rag asked him where he saw his future .....

"Barcelona or Real Madrid" was the KIng's reply

:lol: :lol: :lol:

either they need a new kit man or he was joking. if not i seriously fear for that kids mental health :rubchin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... uture.html
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Fuck me that is piss funny! :coffeespit:

Although maybe he thought the guy meant where might you live in the future? :rubchin:

Nah, let's be honest, The Fat Drunk IS THAT FUCKING DELUDED. :lol:

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Giroud said that the French would die on the pitch trying to get to the world cup.

If only Bendnter had the same attitude.

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Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner endlessly photoshopped as "Footballer running into post"

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/arsen ... into-post/

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That is class :lol: :lol:

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Red Gunner wrote:Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner endlessly photoshopped as "Footballer running into post"

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/arsen ... into-post/

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:lol:
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Fantastic. :lol: 8)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Absolute quality. 8) :lol: 8)

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northbank123 wrote:What does the bloke have to do to get sectioned?
Who?? Bendy Bollocks or Wenker!??? :?

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[quote="Red Gunner"][quote="Den10kamp"]Image

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What an Utter Utter UTTER PULLLONKAAAAH!

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I wish the *word censored* would just fuck off. :cussing: :banghead:

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Our Lord and Master says that it'll be unlikely we'll sign a striker in January so more of this fucking clueless bell-end to look forward to between now and May

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Glad to see Bendy might get a few more chances to get back in the side, Wenger has chronically underused him this season, he's not been given a proper chance in the league. He's still a vital part of the side though- people blame Joe Hart's loss of form on not having good competition for his place and if that's true it must work the other way too, Giroud looked poor last season when Chamakh was about and suddenly with an international pedigree player like bendtner after his place, he's improved dramatically. I'm not saying bendtner's presence is the only reason you're top but it's certainly a factor which can't be overlooked.

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I had the pleasure of watching him trotting up and down the touchline for 35 minutes yesterday comparing hair designs with Osvaldo from Southampton

If anyone captured it on camera it would surely be worthy of this week's caption competiton

52k per week to chew gum and waddle up and down the line like a bloated Danish ballet dancer

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Oooops he’s gone and done it again !

If they can fire him for bringing the club in to disrepute then they should act now and fire the bastard now.
I wash my hands of him !

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ed-2851576

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Herd wrote:Oooops he’s gone and done it again !

If they can fire him for bringing the club in to disrepute then they should act now and fire the bastard now.
I wash my hands of him !

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ed-2851576
The Fat Drunk arrives home Fat and Drunk and decides to kick his way into his apartment block? :roll: :oops:

Now, I'm no nuclear scientist, but I'm thinking anything that involves kicking something is absolutely nailed on to go badly for the Fat Drunk. :roll: :oops: :lol:

He is, and I quote the Bible here, a "stupid fucking fat pillock". :x

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