Bendtner; The Leg-end
Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" thread
Plain and simple he needs to go!
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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
i agree bendie's not the brightest, but then this is a bit over the top - he kicked a door in his own apartment block (which he is going to pay for) and people are all "oh the lad is a fucking vandal, useless human being"... come on how many here have done waaay worse than this?
i've had neighbours throw eggs at my door and key my car for late night disturbances and other stuff when i was on my early twenties... and now we all get along fine. i do think we over analyze football players and their actions. i disagree with the notion they should be model citizens.
that said, bendie is a fucking brainless twat and should be nowhere near our club
- but i say that because he's a shit striker and a drunk driver - not because he kicks doors in his building

i've had neighbours throw eggs at my door and key my car for late night disturbances and other stuff when i was on my early twenties... and now we all get along fine. i do think we over analyze football players and their actions. i disagree with the notion they should be model citizens.
that said, bendie is a fucking brainless twat and should be nowhere near our club

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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
The very thought of Super Nick kicking anything amazes me...
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Just came across this article, it's from 2011:
FC Brugge have ditched their former international goalkeeper Stijn Stijnen after suspect comments appeared on a fansite lauding his performances and criticising his teammates.
Stijnen, 29, was demoted to the 'B' team last week for 'damaging the interests and image' of the club, but has now left by mutual agreement.
When the comments came to light, Stijnen's brother and girlfriend claimed they had masterminded the campaign.
Stijnen had been under contract with FC Brugge until 2015.
The goalkeeper made 30 international appearances for Belgium before falling out with then-coach Dick Advocaat in 2009 after he was overlooked as the Dutchman's No 1.
In comments posted on the fansite blauwzwartforum.be, the goalkeeper was described as a 'hero', 'wonderful' and 'top,' while fellow Brugge goalkeepers and management were blasted.
Stijnen’s family said in a statement to VRT network that his brother Steven and girlfriend Veerle 'take all responsibility and offer Stijn their apologies, who, unfairly, gets all the blame.'
The pair say they were driven to post the comments under pseudonyms 'Frigo and Piop' because 'the criticism of Stijnen had been too virulent and, as brother and girlfriend, too emotional.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... paign.html
Hm... Makes me suspicious about Safcftm

FC Brugge have ditched their former international goalkeeper Stijn Stijnen after suspect comments appeared on a fansite lauding his performances and criticising his teammates.
Stijnen, 29, was demoted to the 'B' team last week for 'damaging the interests and image' of the club, but has now left by mutual agreement.
When the comments came to light, Stijnen's brother and girlfriend claimed they had masterminded the campaign.
Stijnen had been under contract with FC Brugge until 2015.
The goalkeeper made 30 international appearances for Belgium before falling out with then-coach Dick Advocaat in 2009 after he was overlooked as the Dutchman's No 1.
In comments posted on the fansite blauwzwartforum.be, the goalkeeper was described as a 'hero', 'wonderful' and 'top,' while fellow Brugge goalkeepers and management were blasted.
Stijnen’s family said in a statement to VRT network that his brother Steven and girlfriend Veerle 'take all responsibility and offer Stijn their apologies, who, unfairly, gets all the blame.'
The pair say they were driven to post the comments under pseudonyms 'Frigo and Piop' because 'the criticism of Stijnen had been too virulent and, as brother and girlfriend, too emotional.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... paign.html
Hm... Makes me suspicious about Safcftm


Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
Moving on to a bit of positivity in this thread, here's some great ideas for Xmas pressies for your loved ones:
http://noblebybendtner.com/
http://noblebybendtner.com/

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And back to negativity:Simon wrote:Moving on to a bit of positivity in this thread, here's some great ideas for Xmas pressies for your loved ones:
http://noblebybendtner.com/
Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner loses £2.2 million in jewellery venture - report
http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2013/06/ ... y-venture/


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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
btw, every single piece of news in english or portuguese uses the words "busted" or "arrested" or the alike.
he was not. he was warned. after all, he kicked a door in the condo he lives. he was not arrested or anything like that. it's just a pathetic attempt to get more clicks and views and likes and all that crap.
which makes me wonder whos the worst, an immature mid-twenties chap or the media, who does it on purpose to misguide people for profit reasons?
i know what i think.
he was not. he was warned. after all, he kicked a door in the condo he lives. he was not arrested or anything like that. it's just a pathetic attempt to get more clicks and views and likes and all that crap.
which makes me wonder whos the worst, an immature mid-twenties chap or the media, who does it on purpose to misguide people for profit reasons?

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DENT IT LIKE BENDTNERHerd wrote:Oooops he’s gone and done it again !
If they can fire him for bringing the club in to disrepute then they should act now and fire the bastard now.
I wash my hands of him !
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ed-2851576
Somewhere in Nicklas Bendtner there is a truly great striker. In his head, to be exact. For that is where the best thing to come out of Scandinavia since church-burning metal loons sees himself, as a feared peer of Luis Suárez and Sergio Agüero, rather than the last-resort back-up to Yaya Sanogo and Chuba Akpom. Still, mock the grating Dane all you wish but you can't deny his team spirit, because despite not adding to his 32 minutes of Premier League action this season during Arsenal's victory over Southampton on Saturday, Bendtner felt sufficiently part of the triumph to go out and celebrate it.
Sadly, and all too predictably, things didn't pan out quite as Bendtner planned. For instead of being feted for his subtle involvement in Arsenal's rise to the top of the table, the nominal striker found himself with police explaining his contribution to criminal damage of a Hertfordshire apartment block. Ah the fine margins between success and failure.
"On Saturday night after our win against Southampton I went out with my family and friends for dinner," announced Bendtner today on his Instagram account, as he gave an oddly meticulous introduction to his account of the incident that led to him being issued with a police caution. "After our dinner we all wanted a night swim in my gym so we changed to shorts and brought towels down," he continued in great detail. "As we arrived at the gym my key fob changed the colour from red (locked) to green (open) but the door remained closed. We thought the door was stuck so we tried to open it and …" – at this point the account suddenly becomes less precise, as we are simply told that – "… it caused some damage." Whatever could that "it" refer to? The door itself? A poltergeist? A rarely-used boot at the end of someone's foot? Alas, that information, like Bendtner's greatness, may never be revealed. Still, perhaps for the same reason that he revels in success that he had little or no part in achieving, the Dane apologised and paid for the damage "it" caused.
"I apologise for any inconvenience for my neighbours and I have paid in full," he declared. "We had no part in damaging anything else in the building. The matter is closed with the police and my focus is on [Tuesday night's match [against Marseille]." Yes, it's best he does focus on that because it's a pivotal night in Arsenal's Big Cup campaign and their players could do with all the positive thinking they can get.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... r-arrested
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What was he thinking of?Red Gunner wrote:And back to negativity:Simon wrote:Moving on to a bit of positivity in this thread, here's some great ideas for Xmas pressies for your loved ones:
http://noblebybendtner.com/
Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner loses £2.2 million in jewellery venture - report
http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2013/06/ ... y-venture/
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Jewellery?
All the things you associate Bendtner with.....
...style, class, glamour, grace etc....
....are not any of them!
I peed in my communal garden...nothing wrong with my toilet, I just really wanted to help the flowers grow.brazilianGOONER wrote:come on how many here have done waaay worse than this?![]()
i've had neighbours throw eggs at my door and key my car for late night disturbances and other stuff when i was on my early twenties... and now we all get along fine.
Not in my flat, but at a friend's I blocked the toilet with a huge dump, so I ended up having to scoop it out into a carrier bag, could not find a bin so I chucked it out of the window onto a flat roof...utterly reprehensible of me!
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Do you think he'd be better off selling...QuartzGooner wrote:What was he thinking of?Red Gunner wrote:And back to negativity:Simon wrote:Moving on to a bit of positivity in this thread, here's some great ideas for Xmas pressies for your loved ones:
http://noblebybendtner.com/
Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner loses £2.2 million in jewellery venture - report
http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2013/06/ ... y-venture/
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Jewellery?
All the things you associate Bendtner with.....
...style, class, glamour, grace etc....
....are not any of them!

...or...

...or...



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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
Yeah he's have missed the door by a wide mile!Bradywasking wrote:The very thought of Super Nick kicking anything amazes me...


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Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
F*CCCKKK Those ladyboy parties must be real wild events then!brazilianGOONER wrote:i agree bendie's not the brightest, but then this is a bit over the top - he kicked a door in his own apartment block (which he is going to pay for) and people are all "oh the lad is a fucking vandal, useless human being"... come on how many here have done waaay worse than this?![]()
i've had neighbours throw eggs at my door and key my car for late night disturbances and other stuff when i was on my early twenties... and now we all get along fine. i do think we over analyze football players and their actions. i disagree with the notion they should be model citizens.
that said, bendie is a fucking brainless twat and should be nowhere near our club- but i say that because he's a shit striker and a drunk driver - not because he kicks doors in his building


Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
Not really , the Police are so busy with serious crimes like doing 40 in a 30 mile and hour zone ,arresting football fans for standing on the cracks of the pavements, that if the culprit admits the offense and agrees to make restitution then they don't usually bother to take them to court .brazilianGOONER wrote:btw, every single piece of news in english or portuguese uses the words "busted" or "arrested" or the alike.
he was not. he was warned. after all, he kicked a door in the condo he lives. he was not arrested or anything like that. it's just a pathetic attempt to get more clicks and views and likes and all that crap.
which makes me wonder whos the worst, an immature mid-twenties chap or the media, who does it on purpose to misguide people for profit reasons?i know what i think.
But he would have been formally arrested then cautioned .
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I guess that involves lacquering his arse cheeks to avoid splinters?Red Gunner wrote: The matter is closed with the police and my focus is on [Tuesday night's match [against Marseille].

Re: The "most useless *word censored* ever" ARRESTED!!!
The bloke is a first rate knob - pranging his car into a tree, falling out of nightclubs with this trousers halfway down his legs, turning up to pre-season a couple of stone too fat, his self proclaimations of greatness and now this little episode
We'd probably turn a blind eye if he once in a while did something useful on the pitch
We'd probably turn a blind eye if he once in a while did something useful on the pitch