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Fuck me, that says it all. Over 2 minutes of a video extolling the virtues if a striker and only includes 2 goals, one of which is a tap in from a keeper error.
The first half of the video is him laying the ball off backwards and sideways. Surely I'll wake up in a minute, we can't honestly be buying this bloke, can we??!! Yeah, I know, of course we can.
I'd be happy with signing this Labia fella from Southampton, the name rolls of the lips and I hope we don't fanny around with an offer. I hope we don't lose face with a low ball offer that's a bit mingey.
C.unts.
I'd be happy with signing this Labia fella from Southampton, the name rolls of the lips and I hope we don't fanny around with an offer. I hope we don't lose face with a low ball offer that's a bit mingey.
C.unts.
|| Chelsea have rejected an opening offer from Arsenal [as expected] for Kai Havertz, but talks are continuing and the player is keen on a transfer [Via - @Matt_Law_DT].
|| Chelsea have rejected an opening offer from Arsenal [as expected] for Kai Havertz, but talks are continuing and the player is keen on a transfer [Via - @Matt_Law_DT].
Mikel tells us that the goal is to be the best and to trust the process.
Fuck me, that says it all. Over 2 minutes of a video extolling the virtues if a striker and only includes 2 goals, one of which is a tap in from a keeper error.
The first half of the video is him laying the ball off backwards and sideways. Surely I'll wake up in a minute, we can't honestly be buying this bloke, can we??!! Yeah, I know, of course we can.
I was watching that video and two things struck me:
1. We still have so many wànkers in our modern fanbase, especially the twatter cùnt that labelled the video "absolute player".
2. For our much needed 20+ PL goals a season striker we are trying to sign someone that does an impression of Legohead Denilson?
Fuck me, that says it all. Over 2 minutes of a video extolling the virtues if a striker and only includes 2 goals, one of which is a tap in from a keeper error.
The first half of the video is him laying the ball off backwards and sideways. Surely I'll wake up in a minute, we can't honestly be buying this bloke, can we??!! Yeah, I know, of course we can.
I was watching that video and two things struck me:
1. We still have so many wànkers in our modern fanbase, especially the twatter cùnt that labelled the video "absolute player".
2. For our much needed 20+ PL goals a season striker we are trying to sign someone that does an impression of Legohead Denilson?
I rarely get this fucking furious anymore, but this is so fucking soul destroying that's it's truly beyond belief. It seriously looks as though we may be about to spend in the region of £180 million on Declan Rice and Kai Havertz. In my world, if forced, I'd take Rice as a squad member for 30-40 million absolute tops....not that I really want him at all....and Havertz I wouldn't want for any price.
I keep asking myself what they have seen in Havertz in his 3 seasons at Chelsea, but then remind myself that these blokes saw a player in Xhaka, so Havertz must look like Cruyff in their eyes.
A few of us keep going on about needing a 20+ goals a season, natural goalscorer, well I've just looked up Havertz and he hasn't managed 20 goals total in 3 seasons!! Ninety one appearances and 19 goals. That's 1 in almost 5 games, which means we'll have a prolific front man rattling in 8 goals a season. Fucking wonderful. I suppose it will make Jesus look like Marco Van Basten as he fires in about 12 for the season.
|| Chelsea have rejected an opening offer from Arsenal [as expected] for Kai Havertz, but talks are continuing and the player is keen on a transfer [Via - @Matt_Law_DT].|| Chelsea have rejected an opening offer from Arsenal [as expected] for Kai Havertz, but talks are continuing and the player is keen on a transfer [Via - @Matt_Law_DT].
