Groundhog summer transfer window thread

[Red Gunner]

I expected nothing and thus I wont be disappointed...

Most other people feel like this:

[SteveO 35]

Liverpool could turn to Spartak Moscow's Brazilian midfielder Romulo, 23, who has also been scouted by Arsenal and Chelsea, after learning that Lucas Leiva could miss up to two months with a knee injury.

Full story: Daily Express


Romulo isn't coming

[SteveO 35]

Wayne Rooney's agent holds talks with Manchester United over a new contract for the 28-year-old England striker.

Full story: Daily Mail

Rooney isn't coming

[SteveO 35]

Here's the funniest one of the lot

http://www.givemesport.com/421813-arsen ... tbrain-rss

Cavani isn't coming

[SteveO 35]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 79931.html

And finally......

NOBODY IS COMING

[Herd]

lighten up. listen to your eyes, she said. but all i could see was doris day
in a big screen satellite. disappearing down the tube hole on farringdon street
with whiplash willy the motor psycho.

I get my kicks on channel 6

Off Peak electricity

[DB10GOONER]

I've renamed this in honour of Rodders.

[SteveO 35]

I've renamed this in honour of Rodders.

I think you should rename the Wenger thread after Rodders instead - "the Wenger signs, Rodders denial no more" thread

This particular thread should have been renamed the "Nobody is coming" thread a long time ago

[DB10GOONER]

I've renamed this in honour of Rodders.

I think you should rename the Wenger thread after Rodders instead - "the Wenger signs, Rodders denial no more" thread

This particular thread should have been renamed the "Nobody is coming" thread a long time ago

I'm trying to help Rodders through what will be a very dark time for him.

If (when, we all know it's going to be when ) Arsene signs the new deal, I will change the Wenger thread accordingly.

[rodders999]

I've renamed this in honour of Rodders.

Well played Sir

Great start to my morning, and on a Friday to boot. I'm full of optimism again. Nobody's signing not even Wenger!

Trousers down to celebrate

[SteveO 35]

If Arsene had a heart he would allow Rodders the pleasure of the night of the 31st before announcing his new deal in February, just in time for the traditional collapse

I have a feeling though that the news of the new contract will come next week

Rodders - will your enthusiasm over Natalie's baps be at all dampened by There's Only One's new deal if announced before the 31st ?

[GranadaJoe]

Chelsea sign Salah. But of course the top players don't move in January

But that is unfair on Grasshoppers they have played Basel twice already

Salah a good player, not a top player. As far as the media reporting he's a replacement for Mata, that's like saying Walcott was a replacement for Terence

The point AW makes about the chavs is actually what most of us are saying here. mata's sale is a crafty one to a team they can no longer face and is no longer a threat. The blinder they've played is in screwing the scousers.They sent them Moseswhom the scousers have now realised is sh*t. That's the player Salah has been brought in to replace. Moses will probably be sold to wet spam/villa in the summer.

Chelsea is a graveyard for ambitious young players. Then again if you're ambitious why go somewhere you won't play apart from for a pay day

With what's happened to talented wingers under Moaninho's time at the club (Moses, ShaunWP, Duff, Kalou, Robben, the mighty Kalou) what could go wrong for Salah?

[DB10GOONER]

If Arsene had a heart he would allow Rodders the pleasure of the night of the 31st before announcing his new deal in February, just in time for the traditional collapse

I have a feeling though that the news of the new contract will come next week

Rodders - will your enthusiasm over Natalie's baps be at all dampened by There's Only One's new deal if announced before the 31st ?

I reckon his "enthusiasm" will indeed be "dampened" by Natalie's baps.

[Naki_Gooner]

If Arsene had a heart he would allow Rodders the pleasure of the night of the 31st before announcing his new deal in February, just in time for the traditional collapse

I have a feeling though that the news of the new contract will come next week

Rodders - will your enthusiasm over Natalie's baps be at all dampened by There's Only One's new deal if announced before the 31st ?

I reckon his "enthusiasm" will indeed be "dampened" by Natalie's baps.

Perhaps an example of said mammaries? for those of us that live "down under"

[rodders999]

If Arsene had a heart he would allow Rodders the pleasure of the night of the 31st before announcing his new deal in February, just in time for the traditional collapse

I have a feeling though that the news of the new contract will come next week

Rodders - will your enthusiasm over Natalie's baps be at all dampened by There's Only One's new deal if announced before the 31st ?

For the first deadline day in god knows how long my belt shall remain unbuckled should that atrocity occur

SteveO, I slept on it last night and have finally made my peace with what's going to happen. If Wenger hasn't signed by the end of February (when I believe the wheels will have begun to fall off the wagon) and he plans to wait until the end of the season to sign as he said he would, then he will 100% not be Arsenal manager next season.