THE WENGER THREAD

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Bradywasking wrote:
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.

Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.

What did his sister say ? Obviously she was in the toilet with him.
How do you castrate a Hull fan?

Kick his sister in the jaw... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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rodders999 wrote:The one that got away :(

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Fwank will be avin a JR over that piccy! :lol: :wink:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.

Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.

What did his sister say ? Obviously she was in the toilet with him.
How do you castrate a Stoke fan?

Kick his mother in the jaw... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
That's more like it... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:
northbank123 wrote:On a similar note at the cup final I nipped into a hotel near Wembley as I was dying for a piss and this Hull fan made a joke about the victory parade that we had provisionally organised.

Obviously in jest i laughed and said me and my dad had already booked our tickets and paid a fiver each. The bloke flew off the handle and starting running round the place telling everyone what he'd just been told and refusing to believe me when I pointed out that it was obviously a joke. I think seeing a flushing toilet probably overwhelmed him.

What did his sister say ? Obviously she was in the toilet with him.
How do you castrate a Stoke fan?

Kick his mother in the jaw... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
That's more like it... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:cheers: :cheers: :coffeespit: :lol:

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afcforever wrote:
clockender1 wrote:
afcforever wrote:
clockender1 wrote:
afcforever wrote:
The scum are shit .
they can't be to put 5 past the chavs. that wasn't luck today.

that Kane looks a talent and chadli is putting together some performances too. Erikson and Vertonghen are decent players - they won at swansea where we lost.

their squad is nowhere as talented as ours but pochinetto coaches them.

when we go to the vermin i can see a similar scoreline to today because we play so open. :banghead:
They are shit, Iv'e watched them a few times and they've been lucky every time.
but you didn't watch them today right ?


No I didn't, but what I've seen of them they've been very shit.
i have to agree. extremely lucky bar the chelsea and everton games.

now dont get me wrong we are shit too, but should be far better, and are still better than them. any other manger than the self harmer would have us safely ensconsed in 3rd wvwn with this set of players and the glaring deficieneces.

they are shit but lucky, bar lloris.

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northbank123 wrote:Spurs are shite. It clicked for them today but they are shite. They're basically on the same number of points as us but people's views are distorted by the respective expectations. And they have been outrageously lucky, players getting stupid red cards and fluking last minute wins. They are complete cack.

spot on

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franksav63 wrote:Also how about a virtual team photo of all the players that Wenger ''nearly signed'' all in The Arsenal gear...

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Oh! My Good Gawd! Fourth Place! - Ohhh! Yes, Yessss...YESSSS!

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OneBardGooner wrote:Image
Is that an official merchandise bottle she's dribbling out off?

Ty will be pleased.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Image
Is that an official merchandise bottle she's dribbling out off?

Ty will be pleased.
Maybe there was a supermarket sweep style competition for the Club shop, its the only way he could have amassed that much club merchandise. Cant wait for the day when Claude loses it and punches him.

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Some people have commented that with all the Zipper problems ,Mr Wenger should get a Jacket with buttons on for convenience.
Others feel he should just get the sack !

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Herd wrote:Some people have commented that with all the Zipper problems ,Mr Wenger should get a Jacket with buttons on for convenience.
Others feel he should just get the sack !
Those long coach journeys must've been a hoot!

:barscarf:

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arseofacrow wrote:
Herd wrote:Some people have commented that with all the Zipper problems ,Mr Wenger should get a Jacket with buttons on for convenience.
Others feel he should just get the sack !
Those long coach journeys must've been a hoot!

:barscarf:

:lol: :lol:

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Oi, Arsene *word censored*! !!!!

Why, oh fucking why are you still here ??????

Go and do one, please.












WENGER OUT

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