Abou Diaby - Injuries Thread

[Nuggets]

Diaby should have gone years ago, he has cost the club a small fortune and given us sweet FA, sooner he goes the better.

[rodders999]

I still remain hopeful that the great man will rise once more and secure that new deal at the end of season

I've still got some alligator burgers left Rodders if you'd care to join me

Turnip ruined last summer for me by signing his contract, don't have peanut head do the same to me this year for the love of christ. All BBQ celebratrions are on hold until both fcuk off

[officepest]

Diaby should have gone years ago, he has cost the club a small fortune and given us sweet FA, sooner he goes the better.

We could have built our very own hospital with the money we've funnelled into his bank account over the years he has been smacked.

[Nuggets]

Diaby should have gone years ago, he has cost the club a small fortune and given us sweet FA, sooner he goes the better.

We could have built our very own hospital with the money we've funnelled into his bank account over the years he has been smacked.

He must be Wongas love child

[OneBardGooner]

Diaby should have gone years ago, he has cost the club a small fortune and given us sweet FA, sooner he goes the better.

We could have built our very own hospital with the money we've funnelled into his bank account over the years he has been smacked.

He must be Wongas love child

Him, Ebuoe and Denilson...... feck that Wenger don't arf put it abaaaht dunn ee !

[StuartL]

http://gu.com/p/458a9

Amy Lawrence's ( Herd's secret crush) take on the Diaby contract

[officepest]

http://gu.com/p/458a9

Amy Lawrence's ( Herd's secret crush) take on the Diaby contract

Count the mention of Dan *word censored* Smith's name in the comments. Has such a no-mark ever before had so many mentions on t'interweb?

[Nuggets]

Diaby should have gone years ago, he has cost the club a small fortune and given us sweet FA, sooner he goes the better.

We could have built our very own hospital with the money we've funnelled into his bank account over the years he has been smacked.

He must be Wongas love child

Him, Ebuoe and Denilson...... feck that Wenger don't arf put it abaaaht dunn ee !

I liked Ebuoe, he was a right nutter

[SteveO 35]

Who else thinks we should give Abou a testimonial at the end of this season if his injury problems mean he has to leave?

9 years loyal service....never once moaned about the problems he's had

[Nuggets]

Who else thinks we should give Abou a testimonial at the end of this season if his injury problems mean he has to leave?

9 years loyal service....never once moaned about the problems he's had

He should be giving the club a wage rebate he has done fook all but watch the games on the TV or sitting in the stand.

[DB10GOONER]

Who else thinks we should give Abou a testimonial at the end of this season if his injury problems mean he has to leave?

9 years loyal service....never once moaned about the problems he's had

Tell you what, the day this blight on our finances finally gets released I'm going to delete this thread. Not quite a testimonial, but fuck it, this twonk once injured himself kicking fresh air!

[officepest]

Who else thinks we should give Abou a testimonial at the end of this season if his injury problems mean he has to leave?

9 years loyal service....never once moaned about the problems he's had

Tell you what, the day this blight on our finances finally gets released I'm going to delete this thread. Not quite a testimonial, but fuck it, this twonk once injured himself kicking fresh air!

Also injured himself taking a shot................


And managed to injure himself kicking John Terry in the face.

I think he'll retire if the Arsene Wenger Benevolent Fund doesn't pony up for yet another new contract at the end of the season.

[Gunner Rob]

I still feel privileged that I actually got to see him play football this season - he played about an hour in our heroic defeat to moneybags Southampton in the Carling Cup in September.

each time he passed the ball I was thinking wow you just got paid several thousand pounds to do that

[DB10GOONER]

I still feel privileged that I actually got to see him play football this season - he played about an hour in our heroic defeat to moneybags Southampton in the Carling Cup in September.

each time he passed the ball I was thinking wow you just got paid several thousand pounds to do that

But if you actually look at what he has been **gifted, compared to how many times he actually kicked a ball, then it's more like several hundred thousand pounds to do it.


**I say "gifted" rather than "paid" as to be "paid" for something implies some sort of work or contribution on the payee's part.

[VAVAVOOM 14]

And managed to injure himself kicking John Terry in the face.

Was worth it.