THE WENGER THREAD

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Ed Hunter The Gooner wrote: AKB logic as its best.
AKB logic, is an oxymoron :wink:


Herb Chapman came from Huddersfield, Bertie Mee had never managed, Terry Neil came from the spuds, George from Millwall, Bruce Rioch from Bolton, Arsene Wenger from Grampus 8.

under their 'logic', none of those could manage The Arsenal - including their saviour :rubchin:

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LaughingGooner is like all AKB'S, zero conviction to anything he is saying. Everyone else on here posts if we win, lose or draw, but people like him crawl out of the woodwork after any decent result, because deep down he knows he cant provide a credible response to the many Wenger fuck ups.

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Yeah, I should come on here day in, day out like many here and devise new ways in which to personally abuse Wenger in the most disgusting manner possible.
Then no doubt I'll be accepted as a true supporter.

Is hilarious that I'm being accused of knee- jerk reactions, is a feature of the majority of posts here.

I'll keep on enjoying supporting my club and many here will just bitch and moan, regardless of results.

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LaughingGooner wrote:Fuck me, if he manages a team that can beat Brentford, then he's surely destinted to be in if the greats lol
You only need to have a decent dozen games as a manager to be put up for a top job in the Pl.
I see the footballing God that is koemann had an off day, but sure there's excuses for such a poor performance.

I'll happily suck off wenger for a good few more years thanks very much.


Fair do's LG you really do stand by your man! :wink:

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LaughingGooner wrote:Yeah, I should come on here day in, day out like many here and devise new ways in which to personally abuse Wenger in the most disgusting manner possible.
Then no doubt I'll be accepted as a true supporter.

Is hilarious that I'm being accused of knee- jerk reactions, is a feature of the majority of posts here.

I'll keep on enjoying supporting my club and many here will just bitch and moan, regardless of results.
I will spell this out to you, as many others have tried to, but you don't seem to listen. No one is basing anything on one result, we are basing it over the course of a decade in which we have won only 1 trophy, not finished in the top two since 2005, and watched our manager sell some of our best players to supposed rivals.

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LaughingGooner wrote:Fuck me, if he manages a team that can beat Brentford, then he's surely destinted to be in if the greats lol
You only need to have a decent dozen games as a manager to be put up for a top job in the Pl.
I see the footballing God that is koemann had an off day, but sure there's excuses for such a poor performance.

I'll happily stick with wenger for a good few more years thanks very much.
The only person on here who seems to have deified Koeman is, let me think, oh yeah - you. :?

Do you stalk him on twitter too?

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armchair wrote:
Nos89 wrote:I'm certainly not an AKB but.......
:barscarf: :lol:
The footballing equivalent of Godwin's Law. :lol:

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LaughingGooner wrote:Fuck me, if he manages a team that can beat Brentford, then he's surely destinted to be in if the greats lol
You only need to have a decent dozen games as a manager to be put up for a top job in the Pl.
I see the footballing God that is koemann had an off day, but sure there's excuses for such a poor performance.

I'll happily stick with wenger for a good few more years thanks very much.
Feed the WUM.....Feed the WUM......Feed the WUM and he will post........Feed the WUM and he will post

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

He's as obsessed with Koeman as USMarty was with the board !

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SteveO 35 wrote:
LaughingGooner wrote:Fuck me, if he manages a team that can beat Brentford, then he's surely destinted to be in if the greats lol
You only need to have a decent dozen games as a manager to be put up for a top job in the Pl.
I see the footballing God that is koemann had an off day, but sure there's excuses for such a poor performance.

I'll happily stick with wenger for a good few more years thanks very much.
Feed the WUM.....Feed the WUM......Feed the WUM and he will post........Feed the WUM and he will post

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

He's as obsessed with Koeman as USMarty was with the board !
Cue 20,000 Koeman threads in which we are all accused of worshiping Koeman. :barscarf:

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officepest wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
LaughingGooner wrote:Fuck me, if he manages a team that can beat Brentford, then he's surely destinted to be in if the greats lol
You only need to have a decent dozen games as a manager to be put up for a top job in the Pl.
I see the footballing God that is koemann had an off day, but sure there's excuses for such a poor performance.

I'll happily stick with wenger for a good few more years thanks very much.
Feed the WUM.....Feed the WUM......Feed the WUM and he will post........Feed the WUM and he will post

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

He's as obsessed with Koeman as USMarty was with the board !
Cue 20,000 Koeman threads in which we are all accused of worshiping Koeman. :barscarf:
Yep - clearly a WUM's definition of becoming a football god was my comment that he deserves credit for what they've done so far this season especially against the backdrop of selling six top players.

Anyway, I haven't got time to talk to the likes of you. I'm off to masturbate into my Ronald Koeman duvet whilst gazing lovingly into his eyes on the poster on my wall

Where is old WUMmy chops tonight ?

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Forget that SteveO - did you see those four brave blokes with the In Arsene We Trust banner? :barscarf:

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I read that Southampton have a wage bill of £35million. :shock:
Arsenal's is over £170m.
Which manager is higher up in the table? And who won the aggregate head-to-head between Wenger and Koeman? :rubchin:
:roll: :oops:

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northbank123 wrote:Forget that SteveO - did you see those four brave blokes with the In Arsene We Trust banner? :barscarf:
Missed it mate - have to look out for that somewhere later. My old man told me he wasn't going too....must be LaughingGooner and his chums

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Ikechukwu1 wrote:I read that Southampton have a wage bill of £35million. :shock:
Arsenal's is over £170m.
Which manager is higher up in the table? And who won the aggregate head-to-head between Wenger and Koeman? :rubchin:
:roll: :oops:
Careful now - LaughingGooner is going to be all over you for this post. :barscarf:

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Ikechukwu1 wrote:I read that Southampton have a wage bill of £35million. :shock:
Arsenal's is over £170m.
Which manager is higher up in the table? And who won the aggregate head-to-head between Wenger and Koeman? :rubchin:
:roll: :oops:
Oh dear, is that the best you can come up with?!?!?!!?
Really must do better, and really be more abusive to Wenger...

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