Bendtner; The Leg-end

[safcftm]

Apparently he should start for Denmark tonight at Wembley. Hope for a 4-3 England win with Bendy grabbing a hattrick for the Danes. Think he could embarrass our centre backs tbh, especially Cahill if he plays

[mcdowell42]

Apparently he should start for Denmark tonight at Wembley. Hope for a 4-3 England win with Bendy grabbing a hattrick for the Danes. Think he could embarrass our centre backs tbh, especially Cahill if he plays

Not the only person embarrassing himself tonight

[SteveO 35]

An hour of lumbering around like the big Danish plank that he is.......another memorable showing

[franksav63]

Some wag on Twitter!

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[DB10GOONER]

Some wag on Twitter!

https://twitter.com/franksav63/status/4 ... 5467231233

Quality.

[DB10GOONER]

Apparently he should start for Denmark tonight at Wembley. Hope for a 4-3 England win with Bendy grabbing a hattrick for the Danes. Think he could embarrass our centre backs tbh, especially Cahill if he plays

I hope for a morning where I wake up with Katy Perry's lips wrapped around my schlonger and Halle Berry's vadge suction sealed onto my face, but I reckon you've less chance of your hopes coming true than I do!

[SteveO 35]

Even against "if Smalling plays for England so can I", the great Dane still looked out of his depth !

[TeeCee]

drunk yet again?? Isn't it time this slimeball was washed away??

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

drunk yet again?? Isn't it time this slimeball was washed away??

What! At this time in the morning

[Basil is a Gooner]

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As Arsenal were going out of the Champions League against Bayern Munich, Nicklas Bendtner was, allegedly, leaving his mark in Europe by become embroiled in a row with a taxi driver in Copenhagen.
Out with friends at a restaurant watching the Gunners play, a taxi was called and the driver claims damage was done to his property inside the cab.
The cabbie alleges that the Arsenal striker called him “a fat little pig,” and continued, “I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.
“I have encountered drunks and alcoholics in Copenhagen for over 25 years, but I’ve never experienced anything like that.”
A spokesperson for the Dane declined to comment, but it’s not the first time he’s been involved in somewhat drunken escapades.
It might also be a case of an incident involving a famous person being blown out of all proportion, but he does seem to have more than his fair share of incidents.
Having not been involved with the Arsenal squad since February 2nd, his chances of being involved this Sunday against Sp*rs seem unlikely.

[1989]

Wonder which club will be mad enough to give this dickhead a contract? Although it's pretty telling that no club has come in for him yet despite the fact that he's a free agent in the summer.

[DB10GOONER]

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As Arsenal were going out of the Champions League against Bayern Munich, Nicklas Bendtner was, allegedly, leaving his mark in Europe by become embroiled in a row with a taxi driver in Copenhagen.
Out with friends at a restaurant watching the Gunners play, a taxi was called and the driver claims damage was done to his property inside the cab.
The cabbie alleges that the Arsenal striker called him “a fat little pig,” and continued, “I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.
“I have encountered drunks and alcoholics in Copenhagen for over 25 years, but I’ve never experienced anything like that.”
A spokesperson for the Dane declined to comment, but it’s not the first time he’s been involved in somewhat drunken escapades.
It might also be a case of an incident involving a famous person being blown out of all proportion, but he does seem to have more than his fair share of incidents.
Having not been involved with the Arsenal squad since February 2nd, his chances of being involved this Sunday against Sp*rs seem unlikely.

Bendtner doesn't do irony does he? Fat? Striker?

[TurnipMasher]

Jesus. Just when you think this D-Bag can't sink any lower. Utter, utter, utter cockhead and an embarrassment to our club.
If he's still at Arsenal next season due to 'internal solutions' for our lack of strikers I think I'll go fucking mental.

[remigardeshair]

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“I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.

Some people will go to extreme lengths to be accepted into the clique

[DB10GOONER]

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“I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*ck me.

I will go to extreme lengths to be accepted into the clique

You don't pick the clique. The clique picks you.