THE WENGER THREAD

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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armchair wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Chippy wrote:Bro and Manorhouse, we tolerate all sorts of shit on here. Far more than any other gooner forum. However telling loyal gooners to fuck off up the lane is something we will not tolerate, so watch yourself. :evil:
100% with you Chippy.

If either of these idiots throw that in again I'm banning them permanently.............
manorhouse wrote:
officepest wrote:
manorhouse wrote:Dont Disrepect me.....my only crime being I love arsenal football club merchandise, I'm entiitled to my opinion
:barscarf:

:wink:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???????????...you fucking arsehole, FUCK off down the Lane,
:rubchin:
It is possible that in a court of law manorhouse could claim that technically he didn't breach Chippy's/DB10's rule as he said 'Down the Lane' rather than 'Up the Lane'. :rubchin: :rubchin: Just saying. :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:It is possible that in a court of law manorhouse could claim that technically he didn't breach Chippy's/DB10's rule as he said 'Down the Lane' rather than 'Up the Lane'. :rubchin: :rubchin: Just saying. :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:
In which case we can expect:

'Fuck off to the lane'

'Fuck off toward the lane'

and

'Fuck off in the vicinity of the lane'

But I'll have to draw the line after these. :wink:

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What about...." Fuck off in the lanes general direction...........?"
:D

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Arsene Wenger has opened up about what he feels his worst moment in football has been so far.

The Frenchman told L'Equipe: "The worst moments are to lose big games. Being sacked from a job can be a good experience."

He has said it himself! Come on Ivan what are you waiting for! Let's give him a memorable experience and sack him!!!! :lol: :lol: :barscarf:

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armchair wrote:What about...." Fuck off in the lanes general direction...........?"
:D

:rubchin:

How about "FuckOff down the shytehole toilet"


Could be said to be generic reference without being specific - And yet any Gooner worth his or her salt will know exactly what it means.

:barscarf:

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Ikechukwu1 wrote:Arsene Wenger has opened up about what he feels his worst moment in football has been so far.

The Frenchman told L'Equipe: "The worst moments are to lose big games. Being sacked from a job can be a good experience."

He has said it himself! Come on Ivan what are you waiting for! Let's give him a memorable experience and sack him!!!! :lol: :lol: :barscarf:

:lol: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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armchair wrote:What about...." Fuck off in the lanes general direction...........?"
:D
Fuck off over the lane?

:barscarf:

:wink:

Running out of ideas now.

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manorhouse wrote:
officepest wrote:
manorhouse wrote:Dont Disrepect me.....my only crime being I love arsenal football club merchandise, I'm entiitled to my opinion
:barscarf:

:wink:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???????????...you fucking arsehole, FUCK off down the Lane,
Oh dear. :oops:

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officepest wrote:
armchair wrote:What about...." Fuck off in the lanes general direction...........?"
:D
Fuck off over the lane?

:barscarf:

:wink:

Running out of ideas now.
Fuck yourself forth to the lane? :rubchin:

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to be fair to manorhouse, i don't think its wise to change the words of someone elses post unless you're mates with them and they know you're having a giraffe.

otherwise they may take it as a proper dig. just suggesting....

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clockender1 wrote:to be fair to manorhouse, i don't think its wise to change the words of someone elses post unless you're mates with them and they know you're having a giraffe.

otherwise they may take it as a proper kick in the cun.t just suggesting....

really!?

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
officepest wrote:
armchair wrote:What about...." Fuck off in the lanes general direction...........?"
:D
Fuck off over the lane?

:barscarf:

:wink:

Running out of ideas now.
Fuck yourself forth to the lane? :rubchin:

Orrrr

Fuck Thyself Forth To The Lane

Orrr

Fuck Thyself Fifth To The Lane


orrr


Fuck Thyself Filth To The Lane

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BBC says wonga won only 48% of his games at Monaco and 2 trophies in 7 years. not very good bearing in mind he had an open chequebook and had thuram, djorkeaff, petit and TH14 on the books at the time.

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clockender1 wrote:BBC says wonga won only 48% of his games at Monaco and 2 trophies in 7 years. not very good bearing in mind he had an open chequebook and had thuram, djorkeaff, petit and TH14 on the books at the time.

There were special circumstances.....and it rained sometimes :twisted:

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