The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Jonny Evans rejects Arsene Wenger approach

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/29/jonny-eva ... l-6887888/

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Redarmy wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:35 pm
augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:30 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:30 pm
Ssn reporting that city want Sanchez plus cash for sterling because sterling has 2 years left on contract compared to Sanchez 1 :shock: :lol:

That's how badly they know Sanchez wants out :roll:


I thought that a few minutes ago I heard ssn say that WE are prepared to offer cash and sanchez to sign sterling, and I thought that I was hearing things incorrectly - how absolutely bizarre would that transfer deal be ? :shock: Sterling + £100m MIGHT be an accurate reflection on sanchez's worth, but according to that rumour, we would value sterling higher than sanchez :? :? :? I cannot get my head around that suggestion - I know that most transfer rumours are absolute bullshit, but this story takes it to a whole new level :shock: :shock:


please not sterling, i fucking hate that bloke......
Absolutely - the diving, cheating, money grabbing ceeunttt runs like he holding a fuckin' handbag.

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markyp wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:56 pm
just seen that kondogbia signed for valenicia on loan a week or so back ,ffs he is the player we are crying out for as a DM,why weren't we sniffing around him???
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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:36 pm
Balls deep 24/7


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Fuccccck that's as close to a schoolgirl outfit we're gonna get to see her in. :-P :-P :-P

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:28 pm
We already have Welbeck, Jonny Evans up next.

Anyone know if Luke Chadwick is still playing ball? Let's get the band back together :barscarf:
Yeah Maaaaaan! Those were the days ..the band called 'Fanny Magnet' (borrowed name) :wink:

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:36 pm
Just look at the shape of her burger :shock:

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With thighs like that she'd snap you in two Rodders! :D

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Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:06 pm
Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !

WHAT!!!!!!???


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SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:06 pm
Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !
please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?

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markyp wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:12 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:06 pm
Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !
please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?
I think that should read it's Alexis plus GASH our way. :cry:

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augie wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:30 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:30 pm
Ssn reporting that city want Sanchez plus cash for sterling because sterling has 2 years left on contract compared to Sanchez 1 :shock: :lol:

That's how badly they know Sanchez wants out :roll:


I thought that a few minutes ago I heard ssn say that WE are prepared to offer cash and sanchez to sign sterling, and I thought that I was hearing things incorrectly - how absolutely bizarre would that transfer deal be ? :shock: Sterling + £100m MIGHT be an accurate reflection on sanchez's worth, but according to that rumour, we would value sterling higher than sanchez :? :? :? I cannot get my head around that suggestion - I know that most transfer rumours are absolute bullshit, but this story takes it to a whole new level :shock: :shock:
Mate I first thought that's bullshit but then I realised this is Arsene and transfers :roll: :shock: :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:13 pm
markyp wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:12 pm
SteveO 35 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:06 pm
Lol - the Sky transfer centre has it reported that we will giving City CASH PLUS ALEXIS in return for the flaky ex-Mickey c.unt

Dick Law & Ivan Gazidis - pure genius !
please tell me this is a wind up,surely its Alexis plus cash our way?
I think that should read it's Alexis plus GASH our way. :cry:
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Some tool on twitter suggested we could be involved in swap deals for Ox-Fabregas Sanchez-Sterling and Gibbs - Evans

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storrmin571 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:46 pm
Some tool on twitter suggested we could be involved in swap deals for Ox-Fabregas Sanchez-Sterling and Gibbs - Evans
When do swap deals ever come off?, let alone 3.

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Think theres one more as well but I can't remember to be honest.

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