JOHN TERRY YET AGAIN..................

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As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee

"So what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Where else is dear little Toni gonna get a meal ticket like that? I swear she'd stay with him if she came home and found Terry in bed with Cashley, 2 hookers and a sheep.

As my old Mum used to say "those chavs might have a bit of cash but they've got f**k all class". She loved swearing!!

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee

"So what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Where else is dear little Toni gonna get a meal ticket like that? I swear she'd stay with him if she came home and found Terry in bed with Cashley, 2 hookers and a sheep.

As my old Mum used to say "those chavs might have a bit of cash but they've got f**k all class". She loved swearing!!
To be fair, you don't marry John Terry unless you like that type of arsehole, so I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife... she's probably just as bad :roll: Same as Cashley and Cheryl... scum attracts scum, so leave them to it, I say.

I mean look at Wayne Bridges ex... what a bloody money grabbing bitch she is!

I couldn't care less about any of that pond life... just a shame they have to drag their young children down with them :x

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g88ner wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee

"So what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Where else is dear little Toni gonna get a meal ticket like that? I swear she'd stay with him if she came home and found Terry in bed with Cashley, 2 hookers and a sheep.

As my old Mum used to say "those chavs might have a bit of cash but they've got f**k all class". She loved swearing!!
To be fair, you don't marry John Terry unless you like that type of arsehole, so I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife... she's probably just as bad :roll: Same as Cashley and Cheryl... scum attracts scum, so leave them to it, I say.

I mean look at Wayne Bridges ex... what a bloody money grabbing bitch she is!

I couldn't care less about any of that pond life... just a shame they have to drag their young children down with them :x
Agree with you g88ner, they are just of the same breed. I mean, it's probably not terry's fault entriely, just look at his ma and pa! Fucling hell, the kids are going to be even worse :shock: :wink:

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marcengels wrote:Agree with you g88ner, they are just of the same breed. I mean, it's probably not terry's fault entriely, just look at his ma and pa! Fucling hell, the kids are going to be even worse :shock: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

They made a good joke about John Terry and his parents on 'Mock The Week'.

Anyway, I hope the press never leave him alone!!:barscarf:

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee

"So what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Where else is dear little Toni gonna get a meal ticket like that? I swear she'd stay with him if she came home and found Terry in bed with Cashley, 2 hookers and a sheep.

As my old Mum used to say "those chavs might have a bit of cash but they've got f**k all class". She loved swearing!!


Thing is she would walk away from this marraige a multi millionaire anyway so I dont believe that money is what is keeping her with terry. I think that she is staying for the wag lifestyle - being a part of the wag culture both at chavski and engerland is all this mare knows and if she splits from her scumbag husband then she will no longer be a part of it and all her friendships will be gone with it and she would have nothing left :roll:

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augie wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee

"So what was it that first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Where else is dear little Toni gonna get a meal ticket like that? I swear she'd stay with him if she came home and found Terry in bed with Cashley, 2 hookers and a sheep.

As my old Mum used to say "those chavs might have a bit of cash but they've got f**k all class". She loved swearing!!


Thing is she would walk away from this marraige a multi millionaire anyway so I dont believe that money is what is keeping her with terry. I think that she is staying for the wag lifestyle - being a part of the wag culture both at chavski and engerland is all this mare knows and if she splits from her scumbag husband then she will no longer be a part of it and all her friendships will be gone with it and she would have nothing left :roll:
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he's a great example of how a chelski player should behave to the likes of cole, an fwank :oops: :banghead:

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g88ner wrote:
marcengels wrote:Agree with you g88ner, they are just of the same breed. I mean, it's probably not terry's fault entriely, just look at his ma and pa! Fucling hell, the kids are going to be even worse :shock: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

They made a good joke about John Terry and his parents on 'Mock The Week'.

Anyway, I hope the press never leave him alone!!:barscarf:
I heard that one too, great wasn't it.

I loved the bit about "not the phone he uses for the family" :lol: :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
g88ner wrote:
marcengels wrote:Agree with you g88ner, they are just of the same breed. I mean, it's probably not terry's fault entriely, just look at his ma and pa! Fucling hell, the kids are going to be even worse :shock: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

They made a good joke about John Terry and his parents on 'Mock The Week'.

Anyway, I hope the press never leave him alone!!:barscarf:
I heard that one too, great wasn't it.

I loved the bit about "not the phone he uses for the family" :lol: :lol:
There are probably some decent family men in the Chav squad, and they must be disgusted by their team mates behaviour, and will have lost all respect for them as people and as players.
I have no doubt this will ultimately have a huge impact on whether they will win a trophy this season ( i think the spuds will beat them if they meet in the fa cup final).
I dont know why I posted this with a quote. :? :oops:

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