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Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:41 pm**

franksav63 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
safcftm wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
safcftm wrote:dont worry mate, at least you can check up on her on twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/FPGsLass

Edit, well that doesnt work very well! Anyway, just copy and paste the address yer lazy beasts!

Quality, I think she needs to update her picture.
dont think she knows how- she's set up a profile pic but it doesnt appear next to her tweets, daft bitch!
oh, hang on, shes sorted it now- must have been busy with other things earlier
Oops.... did I give credit to B.G.... for something that our resident Mackem did??? or is it a joint venture??? Well done to both if that's the case...

i just helped putting a link that works, mate! our northern friend is the only responsible for the fantastic job

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:42 pm**

Anyone know what she's been doing today? Has she taken it up the wrong'un yet?

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:45 pm**

from her twitter:

went to the clinic to make sure i havent picked anything up yet. ended up fucking the doctor #bettergettestedagain

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:49 pm**

i get depressed when i remember that i have to go home soon #somanycockssolittletime

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:26 am**

She must be home now. Hows it going FPG?????

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:31 am**

flash gunner wrote:She must be home now. Hows it going FPG?????

She headed straight for the clinic and hasn't been seen since.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:15 pm**

Any updates? The lads from HMS Cardiff really are missing her

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:20 pm**

storrmin571 wrote:Any updates? The lads from HMS Cardiff really are missing her

yeah, right..

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:52 am**

I heard there was a decompression "incident" on her flight home. Apparently 185 people are being treated for what medics call "sperm burns".

Basically she exploded like a milk carton shot with a .50 cal round.

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:48 am**

i have a funny feeling that the poor lad is regretting starting this thread now mind

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:59 am**

safcftm wrote:i have a funny feeling that the poor lad is regretting starting this thread now mind

You think?

It has gone quiet from poor old FPG

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:12 pm**

flash gunner wrote:
safcftm wrote:i have a funny feeling that the poor lad is regretting starting this thread now mind

You think?

It has gone quiet from poor old FPG

But it's best the lad knows the truth

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:55 pm**

Perhaps all is well and he's knobbing her senseless right now.

But where would the fun be in that for us?

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:06 pm**

Any news from FPG? This is one of the better threads of the year

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:57 pm**

FPG is probably lost in her black hole.

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