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[DB10GOONER]

I'm not 100% certain but am i detecting some sarcasm in this thread

[Chippy]

FFS you've forgotten what many consider to be the second most important virtual trophy, it's the 73rd consecutive year we've qualified for the last 16 of the CL. AND AND, we've made a profit on player trading for the 27th consecutive year. No exaggeration!

Call yourselves gooners??

[TeeCee]

Yeah....fuck off and support HSBC you cnuts!

[DB10GOONER]

Yeah....fuck off and support HSBC you cnuts!

Quality.

[OneBardGooner]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

How many virtual trophies have we won in a row now? Maybe we could make a banner celebrating that - and get those two ugly bitches from the OT debacle to hold it up beside their own lovely banner!

By my reckoning its 8 VT's in a row if we do it this year, so we should show the silhouettes of 8 trophies and display our "Real Fans Have Virtual Trophies" banner at Newcastle

Let us not forget the League Cup QF consistency for 10 years so that's the Virtual Double

Fuck me sideways! What have we all been moaning about?! We are virtually the most successful club in Engerland!

Let us not forget we have been in the highest Leauge position possible in order to qualify for the 3rd round of the FA Cup for how long now? And we've never been relegated so that's the virtual quadruple

[OneBardGooner]

How many virtual trophies have we won in a row now? Maybe we could make a banner celebrating that - and get those two ugly bitches from the OT debacle to hold it up beside their own lovely banner!

By my reckoning its 8 VT's in a row if we do it this year, so we should show the silhouettes of 8 trophies and display our "Real Fans Have Virtual Trophies" banner at Newcastle

Let us not forget the League Cup QF consistency for 10 years so that's the Virtual Double

Fuck me sideways! What have we all been moaning about?! We are virtually the most successful club in Engerland!

Virtually allegedly.

[DB10GOONER]

How many virtual trophies have we won in a row now? Maybe we could make a banner celebrating that - and get those two ugly bitches from the OT debacle to hold it up beside their own lovely banner!

By my reckoning its 8 VT's in a row if we do it this year, so we should show the silhouettes of 8 trophies and display our "Real Fans Have Virtual Trophies" banner at Newcastle

Let us not forget the League Cup QF consistency for 10 years so that's the Virtual Double

Fuck me sideways! What have we all been moaning about?! We are virtually the most successful club in Engerland!

Virtually allegedly.

I'm virtually blowing my muck with excitement!

[augie]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

I can see the headline now......."flash will be spending the next 6 months parked on his sofa" - hardly shocking news is it ?

[OneBardGooner]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

I can see the headline now......."flash will be spending the next 6 months parked on his sofa" - hardly shocking news is it ?

That IS Fuckin'

QUALITY!!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

Logistical nightmare mate, theres no way you can push an armchair through one of those little doors on a small plane, he would have to be wheeled out the back of a military transport aircraft.....costly

[flash gunner]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

Logistical nightmare mate, theres no way you can push an armchair through one of those little doors on a small plane, he would have to be wheeled out the back of a military transport aircraft.....costly

I'd be prepared to give it a go

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Left field suggestion, but could the banner be tied to helium balloons and floated over the stadium, weighted just enough so that it goes over the stadium but lingers for long enough so that one of Burns's army mates can pop a couple of balloons with an air rifle, and the banner sinks to the pitch a minute or so into the game?

I know it's a bit "Bodie and Doyle", but I am only half joking.

Nice One Quartz! I think that's a Top, Top Idea and needs to be put into action...now then whose got the rifle and bullets...?


Either that or have the banner converted into one of them acrobatic Parachutes, so the descending person (I think it should be Flash ) lands right on the KIck-Off spot ! ... imagine the publicity THAT would get...and if it all gots tits up and flash breaks a leg...no worries he'll be a legend for quite a few days!

Logistical nightmare mate, theres no way you can push an armchair through one of those little doors on a small plane, he would have to be wheeled out the back of a military transport aircraft.....costly

I'd be prepared to give it a go

Maybe we could do a deal with the army, we could get you on one their charity aid drops, have to be careful though, wouldn't want you being pushed out somewhere in africa....although while your there you could do some scouting for Arsene

[Arsenal Till I Die]

[Robin_L]

Is there anyway we can get at him via the matchday mascots?

The senile old twat usually has minders near him but they'll never suspect it when they line up for the pre-match photos and I doubt the kids are ever searched going into the stadium anyhow? Wenger Out.