The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

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skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

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Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

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Goonimp wrote:
skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.
yeah, it's not too shabby at all. my family are one of the main sponsors and therefore am going to wembley for the JPT final gratis :barscarf:

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skizz_b wrote:
Goonimp wrote:
skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.
yeah, it's not too shabby at all. my family are one of the main sponsors and therefore am going to wembley for the JPT final gratis :barscarf:
Flash - git mah shootin' stick. We got us a rich boy. :twisted:


:-P :wink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

You Izzz fucked skizz buoyyyy! :wink:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

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DB10GOONER wrote:
skizz_b wrote:
Goonimp wrote:
skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.
yeah, it's not too shabby at all. my family are one of the main sponsors and therefore am going to wembley for the JPT final gratis :barscarf:
Flash - git mah shootin' stick. We got us a rich boy. :twisted:


:-P :wink:
lol its a poxy league 1club.....the stand next to it is called "the ice cream van stand" fer feck sake! :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
skizz_b wrote:
Goonimp wrote:
skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.
yeah, it's not too shabby at all. my family are one of the main sponsors and therefore am going to wembley for the JPT final gratis :barscarf:
Flash - git mah shootin' stick. We got us a rich boy. :twisted:


:-P :wink:

Rich *word censored* :x


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skizz_b wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
skizz_b wrote:
Goonimp wrote:
skizz_b wrote:i was literally a world away from the emirates at 3pm on saturday...

Crewe Alexandra. That is a decent little ground these days - it was a right shithole when I first went in 1989.

You should see some of the dumps I have been to with Lincoln the last two seasons. Braintree, Alfreton, Hyde, fucking Ebbsfleet. Going to Macclesfield tomorrow night - that is still a dump but is much better than it was when they won promotion to the League in the late 90s.
yeah, it's not too shabby at all. my family are one of the main sponsors and therefore am going to wembley for the JPT final gratis :barscarf:
Flash - git mah shootin' stick. We got us a rich boy. :twisted:


:-P :wink:
lol its a poxy league 1club.....the stand next to it is called "the ice cream van stand" fer feck sake! :lol:
Still, take your modest wealth to one of those third world countries and they'll worship you as a god. Ireland, for example :D

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I guess here's the best place for this RT from pravda which made me chuckle immaturely...

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Phuc Tit? Really? :lol:

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LDB wrote: Still, take your modest wealth to one of those third world countries and they'll worship you as a god. Ireland, for example :D
:shock:

Ah 'tis true begorrah and top a ta mornin' to ya, sor! :barscarf:


Racist crunt. :wink:

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it's not a proper OG thread until there's some irish-baiting :D

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skizz_b wrote:it's not a proper OG thread until there's some irish-baiting :D
I think you mean "masturbating" but your education system is so shit over there I'll let it go. Not literally though... :D

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lol if you say so!

i've decided i need to tour the UK more. will leave touring europe until after i'm married next year and want to get away from the mrs :twisted:

where's good in the UK to visit? i've been to all the major cities, i'd like to visit bath as well in the near future.

i will also be visiting paris in late may when the season is done with the mrs so if anyone has any hotel recommendations let me know :barscarf:

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skizz_b wrote:lol if you say so!

i've decided i need to tour the UK more. will leave touring europe until after my same sex marraige next year and want to get away from him in doors :twisted:

where's good in the UK to visit? i've been to all the major cities, i'd like to have a bath as well in the near future as I'm starting to Pong a bit.

i will also be visiting some whore houses in Paris in late may when the season is done so if anyone has any recommendations let me know :barscarf:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'll leave this to you DB. :wink:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

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skizz_b wrote:lol if you say so!

i've decided i need to tour the UK more. will leave touring europe until after i'm married next year and want to get away from the mrs :twisted:

where's good in the UK to visit? i've been to all the major cities, i'd like to visit bath as well in the near future.

i will also be visiting paris in late may when the season is done with the mrs so if anyone has any hotel recommendations let me know :barscarf:
Lincoln... :oops:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag

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OneBardGooner wrote:
skizz_b wrote:lol if you say so!

i've decided i need to tour the UK more. will leave touring europe until after my same sex marraige next year and want to get away from him in doors :twisted:

where's good in the UK to visit? i've been to all the major cities, i'd like to have a bath as well in the near future as I'm starting to Pong a bit.

i will also be visiting some whore houses in Paris in late may when the season is done so if anyone has any recommendations let me know :barscarf:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'll leave this to you DB. :wink:
i do need a bath as it goes :roll:

seeing how you've put it OBG, your version of my summer sounds better than what i had planned!! :lol:

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