The Mesut Özil Thread

TurnipMasher · Post by **TurnipMasher** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:31 pm

Barriecuda wrote:Özil is unbelievable, I have a huge smile every time I see him play. While not always a guarantee, it's true you get what you pay for.

And 42.5m for him in this inflated market is great business. He's worth 60+ surely.

I agree, and to think Real Madrid let him go so they could bring in the monkeyboy, who is turning out to be a crock, is funny as hell.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:35 pm

arseofacrow wrote:
Ryanswannell wrote:There was one moment during the second half which I think will stay with me for ever.

As Ozil walked up to take a set-piece in the North Bank/East Stand corner where I was sitting, literally everyone got on their feet and gave him a standing ovation for about a minute, to which he waved back. That moment gave me goosebumps, which was brilliant to see as most players just ignore things like that.
God know what will happen when you:

1. Have sex.
2. Get married.
3. Hear your child's first words.
4. Win the lottery.

I'm betting on an explosion of some kind

Fixed that for you arsey.

It also puts your final comment into proper context.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:40 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:Ozil warm-up skill.

http://sportingpreview.com/football2013-2/2013061.php

Eeee by Gum!

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:41 pm

arseofacrow wrote:We buy superstars cos we found that making them is shit.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:48 pm

To the tune of "The Wizard of Oz" Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples

Natural Born Gooner · Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:22 pm

Pires giving Ozil some training ground tips earlier this week

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 45000.html

TurnipMasher · Post by **TurnipMasher** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:26 pm

Natural Born Gooner wrote:

Pires giving Ozil some training ground tips earlier this week

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 45000.html

Love seeing Bobby in an Arsenal shirt again!

Steve_I · Post by **Steve_I** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:29 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples

and during the match...?

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:01 am

Steve_I wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples
and during the match...?

"Who are ya" "Who are ya"

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:03 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Even the great man himself The Dennis took a few games to hit the magical form we all (except the Judas Flash Gunner ) came to know and love.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:23 am

Steve_I wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples
and during the match...?

Jeeeezzuss some peeps have NO imagination!

We're Watching the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
The Wonderful, Wonderful Wizard
Who plays for the Arsenal!

There! Happy Now !??

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:06 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
Steve_I wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples
and during the match...?
Jeeeezzuss some peeps have NO imagination!

We're Watching the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
The Wonderful, Wonderful Wizard
Who plays for the Arsenal!

There! Happy Now !??

Bits highlighted in red don't scan.

If Hlebby wasn't soooooo stoned out of his tiny mind he'd have been on this like flies on shit.

Maybe it worked better in it's original Ewokese?

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Steve_I wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples
and during the match...?
Jeeeezzuss some peeps have NO imagination!

We're Watching the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
The Wonderful, Wonderful Wizard
Who plays for the Arsenal!

There! Happy Now !??
Bits highlighted in red don't scan.

If Hlebby wasn't soooooo stoned out of his tiny mind he'd have been on this like flies on shit.

Maybe it worked better in it's original Ewokese?

Oi ! short stop - it may not scan and rhyme in the land of da liddle peeple,,,

But in Grown Up Person's Land it DOES!..

So Behave or else I'll show everyone THE video of You and another Mod (HashKads) in a very embarrassing situation.... you know the one where he's hanging out of the back of you in the bogs outside E*****es.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:11 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Steve_I wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:Before the match:

Oh! We're off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

After the match:

Oh! We've been to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
He's got magic in his boots
And he plays for the Arsenal !!!!

simples
and during the match...?
Jeeeezzuss some peeps have NO imagination!

We're Watching the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard OZ IL
The Wonderful, Wonderful Wizard
Who plays for the Arsenal!

There! Happy Now !??
Bits highlighted in red don't scan.

If Hlebby wasn't soooooo stoned out of his tiny mind he'd have been on this like flies on shit.

Maybe it worked better in it's original Ewokese?

Oi ! short stop - it may not scan and rhyme in the land of da liddle peeple,,, But in Grown Up Person's Land it DOES!..

So Behave or else I'll show everyone THE video of You and another Mod (HashKads) in a very embarrassing situation.... you know the one where he's hanging out of the back of you in the bogs outside E*****es.

Can you actually video your wankbank fantasies??!!!

You should market that!

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:10 pm

So basically you're saying that your having gone cottaging outside the E*****es and paying someone to film it is my fault!?

jeeeez that's weird even for a ewokinated dwarfage underling of a goat cock munching guitar shredder like yourself!

ps: HashKads is selling HD copies for £10 P&P extra

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