ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[rodders999]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

[OneBardGooner]

Can you imagine the state of her burger? It must flap about like a couple of beached Halibut......

Pong like it too.

[OneBardGooner]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

I always thought there was a familiarity about you Roddaz you Evil (but at times Likeable) genius of a Poet!


and I've sussed who you actually are!!! Ohhhh! Yes.

[DB10GOONER]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

Jaysus.... Im probably gonna have to say goodbye to the family.....

[mcdowell42]

| BREAKING: AS Monaco are close to a verbal agreement on a fee with Arsenal for striker Folarin Balogun.

Arsenal want £50m.

[via @skysports_sheth].

[TeeCee]

If we get 40m plus from Monaco, I bet they're paying it over 40 years and we get 1m a year........typical Arsenal!!

[Midz]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

Jaysus.... Im probably gonna have to say goodbye to the family.....

[Retro Gunner]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

Jaysus.... Im probably gonna have to say goodbye to the family.....

The family, pfft.

Rodders should have used a proper incentive. How about do 'em both and Arsenal win the quadruple. We beat the scum in one domestic final, the mancs in the other, win the league at Anfield (again) and beat City in the CL final.

Get your cock out DB.

[mcdowell42]

Real Sociedad remain in talks with Arsenal over a loan deal - with option to buy - for defender Kieran Tierney. Tierney trained away from the first team squad this morning. Celtic also keeping an eye on situation, but deal thought to be “unlikely”. #AFC #RealSociedad #CelticFC

[OneBardGooner]

I sincerely Hope Tierney doesn't leave... Even so, should he leave he doesn't strike me as the kind of player who would want to play abroad. I mean his move from Glasgow to London was a HUGE move and Change for him.... I just wish Him All The Luck and Hope He does and is able to stay.

[DB10GOONER]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

Jaysus.... Im probably gonna have to say goodbye to the family.....

The family, pfft.

Rodders should have used a proper incentive. How about do 'em both and Arsenal win the quadruple. We beat the scum in one domestic final, the mancs in the other, win the league at Anfield (again) and beat City in the CL final.

Get your cock out DB.

It's out brother. It's out.

[Retro Gunner]

A psychotic evil genius (me) has kidnapped your entire family and the only way to secure their release is to plunge your unprotected pecker deep inside the obliterated roadkill resembling chasm of either Katona or Jordan.

Gentlemen, what is your next move?

Jaysus.... Im probably gonna have to say goodbye to the family.....

The family, pfft.

Rodders should have used a proper incentive. How about do 'em both and Arsenal win the quadruple. We beat the scum in one domestic final, the mancs in the other, win the league at Anfield (again) and beat City in the CL final.

Get your cock out DB.

It's out brother. It's out.

I was going to say you'll be taking one for the team, but that's taking two for the team. A true hero.



Oh btw, you realise it's a no condom job don't you? Wash it with spirits of salts afterwards and you should be fine.

[mcdowell42]

AS Monaco are close to reaching total agreement with Arsenal on permanent deal for Folarin Balogun

Negotiations advancing to final stages, contact ongoing also tonight — as first called by @FabriceHawkins.

[mcdowell42]

Real Sociedad close to agreement with Arsenal to sign Kieran Tierney on loan. No buy option but #AFC get fee + full wages paid. If all goes to plan left-back will travel for medical over weekend. 26yo wanted #Sociedad (regular games + CL) @TheAthleticFC

[rodders999]

Obviously good that he’ll be getting regular game time but kinda grim at the same time that a loan to Sociedad was the best move he could get himself.

The head choppers even went for a chav reserve left back ahead of him.