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Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:35 pm
by DB10GOONER
officepest wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:Thor: the Dark World.
Thor: the Shit Film more like.
First one had a modicum of charm but this sequel bored me to self-harm within 15 minutes.
Piss.
Actually, I thought the first one had more than a hint of gash about it too.
It was by no means good, but compared with the sequel it's Citizen fuckin' Kane.
It is a dreadful piece of shit.
Poetic.

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:01 pm
by officepest
Beasts of no Nation.
Christ, who'd have thought a film about child soldiers would be so depressing?
Piss-taking aside, it is a powerful piece of film-making that doesn't shy away from depicting the utter horror of the plight of child soldiers in an African civil war.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:31 pm
by officepest
The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:34 pm
by Yankee_Gooner_Dandee
officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Deadpool is a great film though.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:48 am
by DB10GOONER
officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Same thing happened with Iron Man. First one was very good - witty, sharp, great set pieces. But the rest of them were just overblown shite versions of the first one and nobody took the time to tell Robert Downey Jr to reign in the hammy acting. Appalling fucking shite.

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:42 am
by officepest
DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Same thing happened with Iron Man. First one was very good - witty, sharp, great set pieces. But the rest of them were just overblown shite versions of the first one and nobody took the time to tell Robert Downey Jr to reign in the hammy acting. Appalling fucking shite.

Absolutely agree; Iron Man 2 is a pile of utter shit.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:42 pm
by DB10GOONER
officepest wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Same thing happened with Iron Man. First one was very good - witty, sharp, great set pieces. But the rest of them were just overblown shite versions of the first one and nobody took the time to tell Robert Downey Jr to reign in the hammy acting. Appalling fucking shite.

Absolutely agree; Iron Man 2 is a pile of utter shit.
An absolute gashfart of a film.
You may be aware they then went and made Iron Man 3. And put Guy Pearce in it. Honestly. Guy Pearce.
An absolute rancid-tuna-stuffed-vagina of a movie.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:45 pm
by officepest
DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Same thing happened with Iron Man. First one was very good - witty, sharp, great set pieces. But the rest of them were just overblown shite versions of the first one and nobody took the time to tell Robert Downey Jr to reign in the hammy acting. Appalling fucking shite.

Absolutely agree; Iron Man 2 is a pile of utter shit.
An absolute gashfart of a film.
You may be aware they then went and made
Iron Man 3. And put Guy Pearce in it. Honestly. Guy Pearce.
An absolute rancid-tuna-stuffed-vagina of a movie.
Christ's excrement; I've actually watched that one too - I'd (mercifully) totally forgotten about it.
Some of the Marvel comics (from the 70s) were really quite good; but the films are money-grabbing, safety-first shit.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:12 pm
by storrmin571
Why the fuck was ironman 3 revolve around christmas? Released in august on dvd in may and the plot line and i use that very loosely mentions sodding christmas
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:16 pm
by DB10GOONER
storrmin571 wrote:Why the fuck was ironman 3 revolve around christmas? Released in august on dvd in may and the plot line and i use that very loosely mentions sodding christmas
Because it was made by cúnts.

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:46 pm
by storrmin571
DB10GOONER wrote:storrmin571 wrote:Why the fuck was ironman 3 revolve around christmas? Released in august on dvd in may and the plot line and i use that very loosely mentions sodding christmas
Because it was made by cúnts.

A Stan Ivan and Arsene production then.

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:19 am
by OneBardGooner
Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Deadpool is a great film though.
Deadpool is entertaining to a point - but eventually (after about 20 minutes) just becomes the usual boring big bangs, crashes, violence etc etc
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:21 am
by OneBardGooner
DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:officepest wrote:The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
The latest in a seemingly endless line of identikit, cut-and-paste fodder from Marvel.
I don’t know how a film containing so many ‘superheroes’ doing weird & wonderful things could be boring, but it is.
It is the last one of these I’ll be roped into watching.

Same thing happened with Iron Man. First one was very good - witty, sharp, great set pieces. But the rest of them were just overblown shite versions of the first one and nobody took the time to tell Robert Downey Jr to reign in the hammy acting. Appalling fucking shite.

Absolutely agree; Iron Man 2 is a pile of utter shit.
An absolute gashfart of a film.
You may be aware they then went and made Iron Man 3. And put Guy Pearce in it. Honestly. Guy Pearce.
An absolute rancid-tuna-stuffed-vagina of a movie .
So are you saying you don't like it DB ???

Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:36 pm
by OneBardGooner
If you are thinking of going to see the latest yank blockbuster Batman V Superman - Check out this review first:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... v-superman
nuff sed.
Re: THE NORMAN WISDOM MEMORIAL FILM THREAD
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:26 pm
by Sean
The very premise is stupid; Clark and Bruce are mates, FFS.