The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Midz
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Please don't let him buy Johnny Evans.

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So Gibbs has gone - loads of injuries but,if fit, have him all day long over the Monreal/Bellerin show ponies. Lets spend the money on some more tippy tappy lightweights. Good luck Kieran,sorry it didn't work out but wish you more luck than most of the gutless c@@@@ you are happily leaving behind. Get out Wenger

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Midz wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:23 pm
Please don't let him buy Johnny Evans.
He would literally never play a match for us since he would always be on the treatment table

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sell sell sell ,sell the players sell the stadium sell anything you can ,its cash run time in Wengerland

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gooner265 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:11 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:47 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:52 am
Gibbs gone to WBA :barscarf:

Now to ship the rest of em out :barscarf:
Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

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Does anyone else think Pullis may actually turn him into a half decent defender that would show Wenger up even more!
The same Pulis that benched Gnabrey and said he was unfit...I doubt it

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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So shitty will offer a vastly improved cash offer for sanchez. Last minute i bet! Wenker will be left with loads of lovely wonga, and no replacement. Wiggie will be happy 100 million in the coffers. He can go and buy a few more nags for his ranch. Wenker will be happy because wiggies happy. Everyone else will have meltdown. Wenker starts a new chapter in hiis encyclopedia of shite excuses" it was littel bit late to do the deals we wanted" and " we were working very hard" oh!!! Fuck me we have heard them before....
I give up..

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With the likelihood growing of Sanchez leaving, I wish him the best of luck, getting out of our fucked up club, but i'd still have to question, why he signed for us in the first place? When he signed, we were coming off a season, when we finished 4th, and suffered results like the 6-0 humiliation at Chelsea, and the 5-1 debacle at Liverpool, so it wasn't like he was joining a successful team. I doubt he signed either based on us falling over the line against mediocre Hull in the cup final. There was a very realistic chance that when he signed, things were going to end up going the way they did.

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The best thing that can happen now is that Sanchez , oxlade chamberlain and mustafi go, no one comes in and the shit we're left in brings down Wenger and preferably kroenke (unlikely) as well.

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BFG4 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:35 pm
With the likelihood growing of Sanchez leaving, I wish him the best of luck, getting out of our fucked up club, but i'd still have to question, why he signed for us in the first place? When he signed, we were coming off a season, when we finished 4th, and suffered results like the 6-0 humiliation at Chelsea, and the 5-1 debacle at Liverpool, so it wasn't like he was joining a successful team. I doubt he signed either based on us falling over the line against mediocre Hull in the cup final. There was a very realistic chance that when he signed, things were going to end up going the way they did.
the sanchez signing was the same as the ozil signing on the players part,they weren't wanted by their clubs and we swooped in that's it

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Arsenal have no plans to replace AOC & no money for major signings, but only way Sanchez leaves is if #AFC get massive money & replacement

David Ornstein football correspondent with BBC via twitter.

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So....
Sterling not coming....thankfully
No chance of Aguero...unfortunately
Fabian Delph....welcome to The Arsenal 😉

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If we don't spend £100m tomorrow we're fucked as a team, as a club.

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We ought to start a book on how much it will take before Wiggy and Wenger crumble and sell Alexis..

I reckon £63Million will do it, wenger won't be able to control himself, his hands will start sweating, his mouth will go dry (even with Cwossy's baby batter in there) and his left eye will start twitching - like it does when anyone asks him an awkward question.

$hitty spokesperson "Well Arsene you said CASH!!! Here's the suitcase...£63Million in £50 notes look"

Wenker - Staring silently at the open suitcase - Begins to breathe fast


$hitty spokesperson "Arsene are you alright? You DID say Cash didn't you"?"

Wenger "Yuz ( gasping for air, wiping his sweaty neck...Okay ,okay...but let me count eet iurst "


KERRRCHHIIINNGGGG!

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whats Torsten Frings up to these days, does he fancy a game?

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Oh I don't doubt that Wenger can spunk £100 million in a day.....another trolley dash like in 2011. One decent signing who will look good for a few months before he either gets injured or wants out, and three complete turkeys like Andre Santos, Silvestre or Squiddly-Diddly.

Happy Days!

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