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Re: The '100 Club' Transfer Rumours Thread

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mcdowell42 wrote:Gunners try to steal Stoppila Sunzu from under noses of Reading. Arsenal have swooped late and could steal £2.5million rated defender Stoppila Sunzu from under the noses of Premier League rivals Reading. Reading are close to agreeing to sign the Zambian international centre-back after paying for him to come to the Madejski Stadium on trial from TP Mazembe, who play in the domestic league in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The 23-year-old was given permission to leave Zambia African Nations Cup squad to train with Reading last week and manager Brian McDermott was impressed by what he saw


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Just think how much we will have saved by us not paying his airfare :barscarf: - maybe enough to fly down to Brighton for our cup tie on Saturday 8)

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flash gunner wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:I don't fucking understand it at all. Is it really so shameful & embarassing to try to sign players that people have actually heard of?! Why do we always have to have this attitude of trying to "unearth gems"? :?
I wouldnt mind so much if they were actually 'gems' but they are invariably a load of wank
:lol: :lol: :lol:

But Very True.....


There again...look at manure - and the anonymous players they sign...who on earth had heard of rvp before he joined them!? :roll:

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StuartL wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Gunners try to steal Stoppila Sunzu from under noses of Reading. Arsenal have swooped late and could steal £2.5million rated defender Stoppila Sunzu from under the noses of Premier League rivals Reading. Reading are close to agreeing to sign the Zambian international centre-back after paying for him to come to the Madejski Stadium on trial from TP Mazembe, who play in the domestic league in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The 23-year-old was given permission to leave Zambia African Nations Cup squad to train with Reading last week and manager Brian McDermott was impressed by what he saw


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Just think how much we will have saved by us not paying his airfare :barscarf: - maybe enough to fly down to Brighton for our cup tie on Saturday 8)
Stoppila Sunzu, from TP Mazembe of the Democratic Republic of Congo's domestic league :lol: Every time I read this it makes me laugh even more.

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topgoon wrote:
I call this as complete BS story of the month.

Hummels a top defender in a team that just bossed Madrid,Shitty and Ajax with a good draw in champs league, why the f**k would he come to a sinking ship with a manager starting to do mad monk impressions :banghead:
You're forgetting one of the golden rules of the transfer threads tg...

ANYTHING by those wankers form *word censored* offside is never to be posted on here - they're a bunch of scum supporters...

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http:// www.zeekanyeshullfind.com

Apparently Objay Zinfaafoo, the best (as yet undiscovered) mid-fielder in the world, who can also play as a striker, or as a full back..even a goalie - is about to sign for us for 22p and a lucky bag. :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
topgoon wrote:
I call this as complete BS story of the month.

Hummels a top defender in a team that just bossed Madrid,Shitty and Ajax with a good draw in champs league, why the f**k would he come to a sinking ship with a manager starting to do mad monk impressions :banghead:
You're forgetting one of the golden rules of the transfer threads tg...

ANYTHING by those wankers form *word censored* offside is never to be posted on here - they're a bunch of scum supporters...
lesson learnt, wrist duly slapped :oops:

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Re: The '100 Club' Transfer Rumours Thread

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topgoon wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:I don't fucking understand it at all. Is it really so shameful & embarassing to try to sign players that people have actually heard of?! Why do we always have to have this attitude of trying to "unearth gems"? :?
Arsene doesn't buy superstars, he makes them.

Actually available last year for sale on T-shirts from official Arsenal outlets. As cringeworthy as some of those fucking banners up at the Bowl

As I've suggested before there should be a simple amendment as follows:

Arsene doesn't sign millionaires, he makes them
:lol: :lol: :lol:

No trains for me so on arris at home pretending to work from home whilst really watching tennis and seeing who we are not signing now :roll:

Mirror says we are making a late bid for yanga-mbiwa, what is the point, it's just embrassing.

The barcodes have an almost done deal.

His medical with them is today.

If we really wanted him,why wait till now.

Losing out at the last minute to the barcodes just makes us look like an absolute joke.......though I think most people see us as that anyway. :oops: :cussing:
As a player too, why, unless the wages are so much bigger, would you go to a club who were at best halfhearted and at worst disenterested until the last minute. Absolute joke

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Dan_85 wrote:
Stoppila Sunzu, from TP Mazembe of the Democratic Republic of Congo's domestic league :lol: Every time I read this it makes me laugh even more.
I've gotta admit that it sounds like some sort of bollocks made up on twitter and backed up by a two bit moron with a wikipedia site.

In other words, something that we should be doing :lol:

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I see the chavs are doing everything they can to get rid of Malouda. I presume it has occurred to them to give Lord Wenger a call what with his obsession for flaky wide attacking players.

He might even do them a deal like he did for Cashley - how about Wilshere + £5m

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topgoon wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
topgoon wrote:
I call this as complete BS story of the month.

Hummels a top defender in a team that just bossed Madrid,Shitty and Ajax with a good draw in champs league, why the f**k would he come to a sinking ship with a manager starting to do mad monk impressions :banghead:
You're forgetting one of the golden rules of the transfer threads tg...

ANYTHING by those wankers form *word censored* offside is never to be posted on here - they're a bunch of scum supporters...
lesson learnt, bottom duly slapped :oops:
With a wet lettuce. :wink:

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Mr Eboue wrote:Hummels Anyone?
Would it be worth the hassle? :rubchin: What with Climate Change and them not being considered very 'environmentally friendly' we're sure to have those green peace types protesting!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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This thread is soooo boring...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21035103

Feck that hyena lullaby is scarey :shock: :lol: - basically saying to the baby:

Shut the fuck up or the hyena will eat you! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... month.html
Villa wants to go?


"Stoppila Sunzu, manager Brian McDermott was impressed by what he saw"
What if every manager in Premier League pretends to like an unknown african player, so Wenker would steal it away and have a weak squad full of :censored: ?
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I'm watching the Zambia V Ethiopia game on Eurosport.........Sunzu plays like a third division player, if Arsenal do sign him then it is the final nail in the coffin of the old *word censored* in charge, it's fucking hilarious if we are seriously interested in him!

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I have booked transfer day off good way off making myself cliniclly depressed .

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