Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Theoperator wrote:IF he does well we will have egg on our faces, if not he will have egg on his pizzas
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Did he lose weight to pass the medical?
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Supagoon wrote:Did he lose weight to pass the medical?


Naaah! he told them his name was Santos - So they checked previous photo's - and immediately thought Wow! he's lost a bit of weight - sign him up! :D
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Great quote from the Wolfsburg coach. 'There wasn't anything left on the top shelf so we had to make do with a lower level'

As much of a bell end as Bendtner was, it's not really the kind of welcoming comment you want from your new boss!!

Oooops just seen that this was quoted on the previous page.... :oops:
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Eboue-Why? wrote:Great quote from the Wolfsburg coach. 'There wasn't anything left on the top shelf so we had to make do with a lower level'

As much of a bell end as Bendtner was, it's not really the kind of welcoming comment you want from your new boss!!
Didn't Juve say basically the same thing when they signed him? :lol:
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northbank123 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:Great quote from the Wolfsburg coach. 'There wasn't anything left on the top shelf so we had to make do with a lower level'

As much of a bell end as Bendtner was, it's not really the kind of welcoming comment you want from your new boss!!
Didn't Juve say basically the same thing when they signed him? :lol:
It's like when you are young and single and out on the beer with the lads on a Friday night. At 8pm, a couple beers onboard, you are looking at the blonde stunner with the perfect body and the cocksucking lips. By 2am you are rat-arsed and looking at the fat bird that just might possibly have once been a bloke. Bendtner is that 2am fat bird. :(

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Tuned into the new Sky Sports 5 last night as I heard a superstar had left the Premier League for Liga, England's loss was Spain's gain and all that. Very surprised to realise it wasn't Super Nick but some guy called Suarez they were talking about.
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Bradywasking wrote:Tuned into the new Sky Sports 5 last night as I heard a superstar had left the Premier League for Liga, England's loss was Spain's gain and all that. Very surprised to realise it wasn't Super Nick but some guy called Suarez they were talking about.
:lol:

Suarez.... the poor man's Bendtner. :rubchin:

I'd say Super Nick was also very surprised to realise it wasn't Super Nick! :lol: :wink:
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Eboue-Why? wrote:Great quote from the Wolfsburg coach. 'There wasn't anything left on the top shelf so we had to make do with any old piece of shit able to occasionally kick a ball in a vaguely straight line'

As much of a bell end as Bendtner was, it's not really the kind of welcoming comment you want from your new boss!!

Oooops just seen that this was quoted on the previous page.... :oops:
Reads like this to me.
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Hi Gooners!
First of all I wish all of you and your Team Arsenal a very good season at least you have three world Champions on board :mrgreen: (please don't let Poldi off to Turkey!)

Regarding Quick Nick, what a bummer :mrgreen: he will conquer the German Bundesliga like nobody before :shock: :-P ! But before he can do that he will be off for three weeks because he is not fit
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/i ... emark.html
you can run that through Google translater if you want.

Best luck for the new season!
Cheers,
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Looks like he has hit some form now he has left arsenal

http://t.co/voqSzQ8G6G :barscarf:
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Great video.

Sums up the talent the fat, deluded, arrogant tossers has,
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swimmer1 wrote:Looks like he has hit some form now he has left arsenal

http://t.co/voqSzQ8G6G :barscarf:
Form is temporary, class is permanent.

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VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:
swimmer1 wrote:Looks like he has hit some form now he has left arsenal

http://t.co/voqSzQ8G6G :barscarf:
Form is temporary, his fat ass is permanent.

:lol:
Fixed. :lol: :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
VAVAVOOM 14 wrote:
swimmer1 wrote:Looks like he has hit some form now he has left arsenal

http://t.co/voqSzQ8G6G :barscarf:
Form is temporary, his fat ass is permanent.

:lol:
Fixed. :lol: :wink:
I hope that he does well out there. He was a bit of an idiot, but I thought that he should have played more last year as I reckon that he would have scored more than Giroud.
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