THE WENGER THREAD

[I Hate Hleb]

The ancient art of wood fire starting?

[I Hate Hleb]

A cannabis seller?

[bobbybigb]

Quality controller at a balloon factory ???

[mcdowell42]

I don't suppose there is a get a fucking life emoticon on here.If not maybe the mods could add one on here

Maybe there would have to be an 'irony' emoticon to accompany that though as surely anyone telling someone to 'get a life' while posting on an internet message board is quite ironic?

Lets be honest, 99% of us live humdrum lives and often only post when we're bored at work.

Although thanks to the wonders of the smartphone I can now claim that I have found time to pause from my exciting fun packed life and am posting this message from halfway up Mount Everest. While getting a blowjob. From a woman.

What's a blow job.

Technically isn't Boxing a 'blow' job?

Don't think it is,my ex wife and I were always fighting and pretty sure there wasn't a blow job involved.

[I Hate Hleb]

Very good Mc!!

[OneBardGooner]

I don't suppose there is a get a fucking life emoticon on here.If not maybe the mods could add one on here

Maybe there would have to be an 'irony' emoticon to accompany that though as surely anyone telling someone to 'get a life' while posting on an internet message board is quite ironic?

Lets be honest, 99% of us live humdrum lives and often only post when we're bored at work.

Although thanks to the wonders of the smartphone I can now claim that I have found time to pause from my exciting fun packed life and am posting this message from halfway up Mount Everest. While getting a blowjob. From a woman.

What's a blow job.

It's that thing you do to Itchybaba at every opportunity....


Ooops! silly me - No ....that's fuck him off ....not suck him off isn't it.

[OneBardGooner]

I don't suppose there is a get a fucking life emoticon on here.If not maybe the mods could add one on here

Maybe there would have to be an 'irony' emoticon to accompany that though as surely anyone telling someone to 'get a life' while posting on an internet message board is quite ironic?

Lets be honest, 99% of us live humdrum lives and often only post when we're bored at work.

Although thanks to the wonders of the smartphone I can now claim that I have found time to pause from my exciting fun packed life and am posting this message from halfway up Mount Everest. While getting a blowjob. From a woman.

What's a blow job.

Technically isn't Boxing a 'blow' job?

Don't think it is,my ex wife and I were always fighting and pretty sure there wasn't a blow job involved.

The perfect description of modern day marraige.... Not forgetting she takes the kids and all the money as well.

[postmanPat91]

Strange one this. Alexis Sanchez seems to think Arsenal underachieved and actually had a slightly disappointing season just gone
It's almost as if he's not buying into our #Progress! Funny that.
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/arsenal/ ... ieved-more

He is ambitious ,he said similar on the touchline after the final, he thinks the cup is just the start and wants more and sets his personal goal bar very high.
I hope it rubs off on the rest of the team !

How long until he realises he's at the wrong club?

[OneBardGooner]

I think he has his suspicions already.....

[mojokickin]

Meanwhile on planet Wekner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHivnpUWEAAyik8.jpg

[rodders999]

Meanwhile on planet Wekner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHivnpUWEAAyik8.jpg

Dafuq

[Dodgyknee71]

Meanwhile on planet Wekner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHivnpUWEAAyik8.jpg

Dafuq

Dagenham market surely ....

[OneBardGooner]

I would have thought it was the third stall on the left of the coffee bar - in Camden market - well dodgy....

[markyp]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! there you go

[augie]

wenker is still a *word censored*