Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[rodders999]

Spuds offered 10 mill for him in June but were told his valuation was 20 mill. Now 2 months later without him kicking a ball United have had to shell out 35 mill. Fucking hell as fish mouth used to say - "you've been merked"

[northbank123]

De Gea on his way, even van Gaal isn't stupid enough to pay him to sit on his arse all year to fuck off on a free next year.

Huge blow for them, especially with Romero looking like a clown yesterday

[mcdowell42]

De Gea on his way, even van Gaal isn't stupid enough to pay him to sit on his arse all year to fuck off on a free next year.

Huge blow for them, especially with Romero looking like a clown yesterday

Navas is going to them as part of the deal for de gea,according to Sky navas valued at 11m,and utd get 18m in cash.

[augie]

Man U fans yesterday ; "who is Martial ?"
Man U fans today ; " Martial is a great signing" ..

The thing is that with Van Gaal and Wenger are paying for dithering in the market. Martial only signed a new contract which means that Utd paid a premium on what they would have had they acted earlier. Not only that, but the farce that keeping De Gea who has 12 months left (less now) on his contract and the circus that will attract. They may win out there eventually, but if they don't sell, they are chucking £20 million or so (at least) down the toilet. Looking at what they did last year with di Maria, Van Gaal should be taking a lot more flack than he is. I know that they are a very rich team, but I can't imagine that the Executive Board are looking at this and wondering 'What the F***?'

And to think that there were people here that wanted him (including myself) - bullet dodged. I think that I'd rather have Wenger with all of his dithering and non-tactics than some past it autocrat (not saying that Wenger isn't just that )

The man is a bullshitter and your stereotypical "hit and run" manager in that he goes in, makes an immediate difference, but then is run out of two years later with the club in absolute turmoil and engulfed with in house fighting - I cannot wait until the shit hits the fans there and especially after the w*nker blowing over £200m on shite players
There cuntbag fans deserve nothing less anyway - they couldn't wait to get rid of moyes because he hadn't the status required for a job like theirs ( ) and they almost have a parade to welcome the man who has done fcuk all better despite spending a kings ransom

[Theoperator]

Is it really sustainable at Manure, honestly surely theres some sort of bank waiting for their repayment somewhere down the line that isnt going to happen. Take away wiskynose and Sir MAtt B and the teams have done totally nothing for 70 years. Even an oil Baron wouldnt be stupid enough to "rescue" them would they?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

De Gea move is OFF!

The De Gea/Navas deal collapsed because #mufc failed to send paperwork through on time before #DeadlineDay closing time in Spain. @SamuelJayC

David de Gea's move to Real Madrid is OFF. Documents did not arrive to La Liga in time. (Source: @GuillemBalague)

[officepest]

De Gea move is OFF!

The De Gea/Navas deal collapsed because #mufc failed to send paperwork through on time before #DeadlineDay closing time in Spain. @SamuelJayC

David de Gea's move to Real Madrid is OFF. Documents did not arrive to La Liga in time. (Source: @GuillemBalague)

A good rule for life is to read what Guillem Balague writes and then take the exact opposite to what was written as fact.

The man is a total horseshit merchant.

[Chippy]

De Gea move is OFF!

The De Gea/Navas deal collapsed because #mufc failed to send paperwork through on time before #DeadlineDay closing time in Spain. @SamuelJayC

David de Gea's move to Real Madrid is OFF. Documents did not arrive to La Liga in time. (Source: @GuillemBalague)

Well he's going to be a highly motivated player until January!

[Chippy]

De Gea move is OFF!

The De Gea/Navas deal collapsed because #mufc failed to send paperwork through on time before #DeadlineDay closing time in Spain. @SamuelJayC

David de Gea's move to Real Madrid is OFF. Documents did not arrive to La Liga in time. (Source: @GuillemBalague)

A good rule for life is to read what Guillem Balague writes and then take the exact opposite to what was written as fact.

The man is a total horseshit merchant.

Are you sure?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

United say they have the TMS receipt proving documentation in on time over De Gea. Navas deal doesn't matter as can be completed tomorrow - @DuckerTheTimes

[officepest]

De Gea move is OFF!

The De Gea/Navas deal collapsed because #mufc failed to send paperwork through on time before #DeadlineDay closing time in Spain. @SamuelJayC

David de Gea's move to Real Madrid is OFF. Documents did not arrive to La Liga in time. (Source: @GuillemBalague)

A good rule for life is to read what Guillem Balague writes and then take the exact opposite to what was written as fact.

The man is a total horseshit merchant.

Are you sure?

What's the phrase again?

The exception that proves the rule.

[northbank123]

Now thanks to van Gaal's egotistical brinksmanship they are left 30-35m worse off in lost transfer fee and wages.

As soon as they left him out of the Spurs game he was undoubtedly a goner and they should have just sold him then.

[gp543]

De Gea is still going to Real.

Madrid and Barca have La Liga/UEFA by the balls. It'll be fixed.

[Theoperator]

As soon as they left him out of the Spurs game he was undoubtedly a gooner and they should have just sold him then.

Total f**k up- youre right mate- the whole of the Summer deGea has been on the back pages of the Spanish papers, absolutely 100% cert to be leaving, all MAnure fans knew, VanButtface is a far far bigger jerk than Wenger- less crafty with the media for a start, the 85% possession the latest in a line of arrogant cocksure shite that Wenger spouts but in a craftier way.

Long live agent VanGaal.

[foxinthebox2001]

Maybe it shows United have the balls to stand up to the big money clubs, not as servile as we are when Barcelona or City come poaching.
If the deal is off the first thing United should do is demand he extends his contract by 12 months or spend the next 8 months in the reserves or u19 squad.
The leverage they have is the Euro championships next summer, hardly the ideal preparation for De Gea.