A few years ago, right at the beginning of the recession in Oireland, the filthy lying rag known as the Irish Independent "newspaper" published a survey that claimed the average wage in the Oirish civil service was €50,000 a year. Oh the outrage from IBEC and the media a good few of the less intelligent members of the public! OOHHHH THE FUCKING OUTRAGE!!!






This quite surprised me as I had CO's working in my unit that were pulling in about €350 net per week for 45 to 50 hours per week (even though their contracts were for a 37 hour week), with zero overtime pay and zero leave in lieu.

But hold on!! It turned out the cúnt with legs that conducted the survey had actually surveyed about 2000 civil service managers that were on about - you guessed it, kiddies - €50,000 a year! Which is barely a competitive manager's salary in the private sector. But our mate the "journalist" at the Indo decided not to mention that.

He decided to just say "all civil servants are on an average wage of €50,000 per year"!

Surveys, like stats, are horseshit.
