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can't be arsed to read 12 pages -

so i'm gonna say Robbie Savage - the cuntslop has probably already been mentioned

Chunky Monkey wrote:can't be arsed to read 12 pages -

so i'm gonna say Robbie Savage - the cuntslop has probably already been mentioned

Named on page 3 - Number 39....

g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!


















Happened to a friend

189. People that say it happened to a "friend" when we know who it really happened to

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!


















Happened to a friend

189. People that say it happened to a "friend" when we know who it really happened to

seconded. You can trust us g88ner. not.

190) London Midland trains

191) Poeple who knock on your front door at 1am as they have broken down outside your house and don't have their mobile on them.

192) Dennis Irwin

193) Leather soled shoes that soak up water on the way to work ensuring that your feet are soaked all day.

*word censored* the lot of them!

194) Gary Mabbut.............squeaky voiced *word censored* of the highest order

oh and..................

195) "Sir" Les Ferdinand....................Sir for what reason? Getting his cock inside Dani Behr who fucked half the Premiership anyhow! Total *word censored* who also speaks with a silly voice.

I96. Craig c**t Bellamy,knacker

197) Mickey Thomas (Welsh Twat not St Mickey) for the FA Cup goal in 92

198) Clothes that need ironing. I try not to buy them. The *word censored*.

199) Cunting international weekends when the TV *word censored* can't even organise getting the game on the telly!

200) my boss for making me go to work later today so I cannot even have a few beers on a Saturday when there is no football.

Actually just to piss the *word censored* off I am going to have a few anyway, sod him!

201) Sit down and shut up fucking bastard *word censored* stewards at Arsenal. The little hitlers who threated to chuck you out for standing up to get your mobile out of your pocket!

EASY TO SPOT DRESSED IN ORANGE *word censored*!

olgitgooner wrote:198) Clothes that need ironing. I try not to buy them. The c**ts.

Just do a **** and run about butt naked

202) Craig David stupid singing *word censored*

g88ner wrote:187) Sexy thai bar girls in Chiang Mai, who are happy to go back to your hotel room, but fail to mention the rather important fact that they're actually a ladyboy... so, the first you know of it, is when you go down on her for a spot of licka licka, and end up choking on something rather unexpected!

Who in their right mind would even go down on a hooker in the first place*?

Did your dad never sit you down & give you the birds & bees talk g88ner? ...Rule #7: never eat out a prozzy!!! Right after Rule #6: no matter how much of a cunning linguist you think you are, always watch your mouth when slurping on some furburgery goodness; all it takes is one slip of the tongue and you’re in the shit!

* especially an oriental or south-asian one… no matter how much you eat & how full you feel you’ll still only end up hungry again half an hour later.